some dumb kids decided to visit Ray's house last night

[amory]

http://www.si.com/nba/2014/08/14/ray-allen-break-home

Idiots.

 

[dogfan96]

http://www.si.com/nba/2014/08/14/ray-allen-break-home

Idiots.

Good thing it wasn't me at home.. would've been 7 dead dumb kids

 

[amory]

Good thing it wasn't me at home.. would've been 7 dead dumb kids

Yup, they're really lucky they didn't end up being shot at. Entering someone's home at 230 in the morning is just about the worst decision you can make.

Glad this story didn't have a tragic end

 

[nomar]

Good thing it wasn't me at home.. would've been 7 dead dumb kids

Do you think you would have killed all seven before realizing you'd overreacted? I'd say maybe you'd shoot one and the rest would run off.

 

[intlzncster]

Do you think you would have killed all seven before realizing you'd overreacted? I'd say maybe you'd shoot one and the rest would run off.

Or one of them decides to put a cap in your @ss.

 

[Fishy]

They would have been in for a serious beating with a mop after I put my contacts in, found a flashlight and maneuvered them into a box of death for destruction with the Swiffer.

 

[BearJWS]

They would have been in for a serious beating with a mop after I put my contacts in, found a flashlight and maneuvered them into a box of death for destruction with the Swiffer.

OMG - You're Morty from the Swiffer commercials! I thought you sounded familiar!

 

[Huskyforlife]

OMG - You're Morty from the Swiffer commercials! I thought you sounded familiar!

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Those commercials were great lol

 

[Dogbreath2U]

OMG - You're Morty from the Swiffer commercials! I thought you sounded familiar!

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Too bad-Fishy unmasked after all this time. Takes something away from the mystique.

 

[dogfan96]

Do you think you would have killed all seven before realizing you'd overreacted? I'd say maybe you'd shoot one and the rest would run off.

There is no such thing as an overreaction to people breaking in my home with my wife and kids. I'm not conducting any interviews to find out what their intentions are

 

[Fishy]

There is no such thing as an overreaction to people breaking in my home with my wife and kids

Buy a Swiffer and then learn how to use it.

One time I killed a mouse in the garage with the Swiffer and the rest of the house didn't have to dodge bullets coming through the walls and stuff.

 

[CL82]

Do you think you would have killed all seven before realizing you'd overreacted? I'd say maybe you'd shoot one and the rest would run off.

Mmm, you like to think so wouldn't you? That you'd calming and carefully apprise the situation, while not knowing if your life and the wife your wife and children were at risk. They are lucky to be alive and they ought to be in jail.

 

[CL82]

They would have been in for a serious beating with a mop after I put my contacts in, found a flashlight and maneuvered them into a box of death for destruction with the Swiffer.

Oh my god Morty (aka Fishy), you just killed the maid with the Swiffer!

 

[David 76]

OMG - You're Morty from the Swiffer commercials! I thought you sounded familiar!

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How much dirt could two people make?

 

[BigErnMcCracken]

There is no such thing as an overreaction to people breaking in my home with my wife and kids. I'm not conducting any interviews to find out what their intentions are

Hardoooo.

 

[Kitaman]

Lock the door and let the dogs loose!