#2. Horsefeathers!
We are either #1.0000068793 or
we are #327.
Take yer pick. Just step right up and put yer $34 bill in the jar.
There. See how easy that was? You are now entitled to use the adjacent air rifle, made entirely out of organic oleomargerine,
Ready!
Fire!
Aim.
Oh, so very sorry. Your shot missed the target, a sepia portrait combining all the most adorrrrable features of Boris Johnson, Muffet McGraw, and an Alsatian Grumpus Shepheard.
But, do not despair, my friend. We have another contest of equal existential import. The entry fee is a mere $26.35, payable
in pounds sterling, Swiss francs, bitecoin, or pectin jelly beans.
Just pay the cashier, and tell the auditor your trouser length, your fraternal grandma’s date of birth, and the number of your favorite Howdy Doody episode.
Multiply the sum of the above by pi, add your systolic B.P.,
and divide by—what else!—42.
As you exit the emporium, Coach Jumper will provide you with a Fantasyland parking validation card. It has your secret code.
PS- There's a wee grammatical-logical problem here. Your thread title question asks “Should UConn end the season…”
Given that the 2021-2022 season has already ended, you need to tell us which future season is the subject of your query.