Seton Hall Haiku

[Kolumbo]

UConn beats the Hall
Another brick in the Wall
of Championships

UConn can't be beat
Eat your meat turn up the heat
Huskies eat pudding

 

[storrsroars]

UConn holds serve and
Wins Big East season title.
Jungle Lobo ends

The day with chicken
Wings and Rolling Rock bottle
Stuffed up his butthole

 

[Samoo]

Pirates, arrrrg matey
Let's invite them to play B
Ball, then we crush them

 

[JungleLobo]

Chicken in nether
Rolling rock nestled their to
Grammar nerd rage hard.

 

[DALTX]

Pirates lost at sea
Huskies rebound with revenge
Pirates lose at C

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

clinch not your cheeks
but the title that we seek
a long time coming

Was "butt" filtered out
but @storrsroars "butthole" wasn't?
NOPE, that wasn't it

Too busy today
to post my haiku timely
Thanks to all counters

My favorite win:
Full-strength Clingan and Castle
equals avenged loss

Curse of Kadary
ended by F o t Y
Vote "Frosh of the Week"

Unlike with Creighton,
Pitino's, "Just stop Spencer"
advice did not work

Bigs missing free throws?
1 for 9 threes by 4 guys?
Too many weapons

Regarding the thread:
"Three wrongs make it right" today
No need to explain

In two arenas,
undefeated in home games
Play well on the road.

 

[RedStickHusky]

Hey @JungleLobo
Come and get your fresh hot crow
Exit is to the left

 

[Yardigan]

Hey @JungleLobo
Come and get your fresh hot crow
Exit is to the left

To pronounce the "@"
Probably takes you over
The legal limit

 

[Dove]

Hey @JungleLobo
Come and get your fresh hot crow
Exit is to the left

Two gaffes, Sweet Jesus!!
So excited to remind
Lobo is a.

 

[RedStickHusky]

How quickly we judge
No one pronounces the @
(unless it's alone)

The other one? My bad.
Instead of my "exit is"
Could have said "exit's"

True, I was eager
To call out the pirate troll
Hijacking the thread

 

[huskyjawz]

Ouch, mistake again
Try try again until you
Succeed my fine friend

 

[RedStickHusky]

Double downs are bad
Triple downs are even worse
I quit while behind