Seton Hall Haiku

[Chosen]

Seeking revenge now
Need to get a win vs
Seton Hall today

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Today, we honor:
Newton's versatility;
Cam's intensity;

Hassan's energy;
Three-point God Andrew Hurley...
I love these seniors!

 

[Dove]

Huskies get revenge.
Seton Hall with confidence
But, Pirates will lose.

 

[jayteeman]

The dogs are hungry
Revenge is motivation
Have a tasty lunch

 

[Hunt for 7]

Today is the day
We win the Big East outright
The first of our goals

Followed by magic
In Madison Square Garden
And our second goal

Then start the defense
First in Brooklyn then Boston
Third goal in Phoenix

 

[QuickDraw]

clinch not your cheeks
but the title that we seek
a long time coming

Seton Hall loses
UConn gives them some bruises
Huskies avenge loss

 

[JungleLobo]

Hurley makes a face
And without warning the Hall
Takes victory again.

 

[huskyjawz]

Revenge is a dish
Best served cold. Huskies are hot.
Big East Champs again!

 

[drayenob]

Shaheen's face always
looks like someone farted. Hall
will smell bad today.

 

[huskyjawz]

clinch not your cheeks
but the title that we seek
a long time coming

Seton Hall loses
UConn gives them some bruises
Huskies avenge loss

Is the first line four
Syllables? You still have time
To fix your haiku

 

[huskyjawz]

Hurley makes a face
And without warning the Hall
Takes victory again.

I think that line three
has an extra syllable
bad for the mojo

 

[JungleLobo]

Hall sinks every basket,
Time runs out and the game ends,
Holloway beats 4-eyes

 

[huskyjawz]

Hall sinks every basket,
Time runs out and the game ends,
Holloway beats 4-eyes

Oh I see it now
You are a Seton Hall troll
Who can't count to five

 

[JungleLobo]

Hurley bleeds blue
He will throw the game at home
For his Joisey love

 

[huskyjawz]

Hurley bleeds blue
He will throw the game at home
For his Joisey love

Please leave go back to
Piscataway New Jersey
You suk; so does Hall

 

[6in25]

Pirates are smelly
Let’s send the Seniors off right
Huskies win Big East

 

[6in25]

Hurley bleeds blue
He will throw the game at home
For his Joisey love

Husky dogs have paws
I assume you have fingers
Use them to count please

 

[Yardigan]

Writing a haiku
About basketball is not
Always that easy

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Star Trek’s Khan opined,
“Revenge is a dish served cold”
The Hall will shiver

 

[JungleLobo]

Counting the money
The state had lying around
Admin got too cute

 

[August_West]

Hurley bleeds blue
He will throw the game at home
For his Joisey love

Your squad is a mess
Kadari faked injury
For more N.I.L.

 

[RedStickHusky]

No better mojo
A bad pirate haiku troll
JungleLobo fail

His welcome worn out
The boneyard loudly does shout
Show the twerp the door

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Time to make ammends
For a blip on our record
As we clinch first place


The alma mater
Of our coach and Andrea
Visits just to lose

 

[6in25]

Counting the money
The state had lying around
Admin got too cute

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Four haikus it took
But you finally got it
Even trolls can learn

 

[huskyjawz]

Today is the day
We win the Big East outright
The first of our goals

Followed by magic
In Madison Square Garden
And our second goal

Then start the defense
First in Brooklyn then Boston
Third goal in Phoenix

Wow this is awesome
Best haiku of this fine day
Huskies follow through

 

[Kolumbo]

UConn beats the Hall
Another brick in the Wall
of Championships

UConn can't be beat
Eat your meat turn up the heat
Huskies eat pudding

 

[storrsroars]

UConn holds serve and
Wins Big East season title.
Jungle Lobo ends

The day with chicken
Wings and Rolling Rock bottle
Stuffed up his butthole

 

[Samoo]

Pirates, arrrrg matey
Let's invite them to play B
Ball, then we crush them

 

[JungleLobo]

Chicken in nether
Rolling rock nestled their to
Grammar nerd rage hard.

 

[DALTX]

Pirates lost at sea
Huskies rebound with revenge
Pirates lose at C