I think I will try to post something completely original.
First, I was shocked and disappointed that we didn't get a commitment from the best player since Maya or Diana. I knew we were doomed!
Then I thought about it and realized she wasn't all that good after all and, in any event, she would be a "bad fit" at UConn (don't we all know that UConn isn't for everybody).
The more I thought about it, the more I realized how happy she will be running up and down the court in an unstructured offense, with no pressure on her to play tough "D."
And I am happy in the knowledge that she will be closer to home, she will wreak havoc on Duke and Maryland, and that UConn will still be in, um, "good shape."
So (inspirational original thought!) I wish DD well, except when UNC plays UConn. And, just for good measure, LOL.
[Open mouth now, withdraw tongue from cheek.]