JS
Moderator
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2011
- Messages
- 2,001
- Reaction Score
- 9,695
1. Maddy Chickenlittle.
"I can't stand it. Everything's going to hell. I need to say so multiple times in multiple threads. Don't tell me not to or I'll get even more out of control."
Uses the board to vent. Grabs the microphone and won't let go of it, creating a center stage impression of the board that belies the number of Maddies.
2. Borus Shrugitoff
"Everything's fine. It's only a game. Congrats to the winners."
Seems a bit passionless, but is either an adult or someone doing an impression of one. Suspiciously remote?
3. Lex Shurer
"You venters should cut it out and be classier. Be fans of the game, like me."
Won't have any effect other than to make the Maddies madder. No one asked for this advice, and it may be more obnoxious than its targets.
4. Larry Longview
"Let's talk about another time. UConn history. Don't like that? Ok, future starting lineups."
Master of the therapeutic temporal focus shift. Tends to be attacked by venters who say the history is over and the future is in the toilet. Succeeds, however, in increasing their venting opportunities.
5. Alexit Stageleft
"Goodbye. I can't stand anyone else's reaction. I'm going to Borneo. May come back later. Have you noticed I'm leaving? A spot over here, please . . . say you'll miss me."
Usually practices the dramatic exit multiple times. Often abandons the idea entirely for the lure of another role.
6. Peter Parnoyd
"It's all a conspiracy by the refs, the NCAA, the Pope, and the UConn-Is-Bad-for-the-Game crowd."
When they all join forces, look out! We know what they're up to . . .
Then there are mods who can't stop categorizing responses. Help me. It's compulsive.
"I can't stand it. Everything's going to hell. I need to say so multiple times in multiple threads. Don't tell me not to or I'll get even more out of control."
Uses the board to vent. Grabs the microphone and won't let go of it, creating a center stage impression of the board that belies the number of Maddies.
2. Borus Shrugitoff
"Everything's fine. It's only a game. Congrats to the winners."
Seems a bit passionless, but is either an adult or someone doing an impression of one. Suspiciously remote?
3. Lex Shurer
"You venters should cut it out and be classier. Be fans of the game, like me."
Won't have any effect other than to make the Maddies madder. No one asked for this advice, and it may be more obnoxious than its targets.
4. Larry Longview
"Let's talk about another time. UConn history. Don't like that? Ok, future starting lineups."
Master of the therapeutic temporal focus shift. Tends to be attacked by venters who say the history is over and the future is in the toilet. Succeeds, however, in increasing their venting opportunities.
5. Alexit Stageleft
"Goodbye. I can't stand anyone else's reaction. I'm going to Borneo. May come back later. Have you noticed I'm leaving? A spot over here, please . . . say you'll miss me."
Usually practices the dramatic exit multiple times. Often abandons the idea entirely for the lure of another role.
6. Peter Parnoyd
"It's all a conspiracy by the refs, the NCAA, the Pope, and the UConn-Is-Bad-for-the-Game crowd."
When they all join forces, look out! We know what they're up to . . .
Then there are mods who can't stop categorizing responses. Help me. It's compulsive.
