Providential Haiku

[storrsroars]

No Haiku thread yet?
This is no time to slack off
Stop Devin Carter

 

[Tyler2Rings]

Is it really a
Haiku thread until it has
A proper haiku?

 

[storrsroars]

Is it really a
Haiku thread until it has
A proper haiku?

I stand embarrassed
But I did edit a fix
Only you know truth ;-)

 

[drayenob]

Little bro attempt-
ing to emulate big bro
Just to be smacked down.

 

[RedDog]

Do you remember
an old show that was set there?
Yeah, neither do I

 

[Rico444]

I can't wait to see
Stephon Castle dominate
Carter on defense

 

[FfldCntyFan]

No Haiku Guru?
Sprungfeld asleep at the wheel
Hans must step things up

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Who will win tonight?
A Marvin Barnes lead pipe cinch.
UConn beats PC

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Ed, a native son
Took his talent to DC
They all leave PC

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Problem being Champs:
all of these late primetime games.
Good problem to have.

 

[bmayuc]

Divine Providence
A jilted lover, right Ed?
Murder at Gampel

 

[Kolumbo]

Ashes to ashes
Dust to dust, pc friars
their demise, a must

 

[Uconn77Duke74]

51 miles
Is really close, so how come
they have no titles?

 

[huskyjawz]

We can't be bullied
We're not Blue Demon Dgen'rte
F Goodman, Huskies!

 

[UconnMICK]

Providence Friars
Are going to be criers
Thanks to the Huskies!

 

[QuickDraw]

beating Providence
will always be a good time
play hard win bigly

 

[RedStickHusky]

What's that in the road?
A head? The P-town Friars,
Less than a speed bump

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Missed the last Haiku
And yet, the X-men got stomped
Am I wrong to write?

I see no problem
Superstition? I mock thee!
The Fri-ars go down

 

[jayteeman]

Sucks being Friars
Coach abandoned you because
Sucks being Friars

 

[DALTX]

Phil? Phil UConnors?
Ned? Ned Friarsdone? Bing? Bing!
Fur over the cloth

 

[TheChamps990411]

Goodman is awesome
nah im just kidding, screw him
We are number 1

 

[Dove]

Just 19 haikus.
The mojo of the 'yard ebbs
unlike the Huskies!

 

[storrsroars]

51 miles
Is really close, so how come
they have no titles?

Been four hours and Hans
Hasn't chimed in about miles.
And I don't mean Nate.

 

[Martin]

In between jobs here and trying to be productive doing LinkedIn and other self help things etc and during my reading I came across a bit on Haiku. Apparently those who are in the know say writing Haiku every day has mental health benefits.

Haiku good for you
Challenge yourself evry day
Bask Uconn Glory

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

51 miles
Is really close, so how come
they have no titles?

Fif-ty one's too short
Take an alternate route that's
Fif-ty sev-en miles

Still time to rewrite
A five-seven-five haiku
Or a brand new one

We can't be bullied
We're not Blue Demon Dgen'rte
F Goodman, Huskies!

"Blue Demon Degen" ?
Is that what you intended?
Line two puzzles me

No Haiku Guru?
Sprungfeld asleep at the wheel
Hans must step things up

Counting syllables
Is voluntary service
Like starting the thread

Kudos to Storrs Roars
Inish-a-tive is teamwork
We all pull the sled

Hey, give it a try
Start the thread, count syllables,
Teamwork is dreamwork

Who will win tonight?
A Marvin Barnes lead pipe cinch.
UConn beats PC

And one final thing:
Larry Ketvirtis isn't
Walking through that door

Just 19 haikus.
The mojo of the 'yard ebbs
unlike the Huskies!

Field of 68?
Blue Demon Degenerate?
Both are distractions

As to the haikus
Quality not quantity
Is what matters most

Been four hours and Hans
Hasn't chimed in about miles.
And I don't mean Nate.

Patience grasshopper
I don't count that time unit
The same as you do

First stroll neighborhood
With favorite two-year old
Haiku comes after