OT: Poll: The Boneyard is Conflicted, Today

[Rocktheworld]

Apparently some of us would rather eat poop rather than dirt.

What says everyone else?

 

[bendm]

this is not a good look for the yard

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

I'd rather pound sand than take a throat punch.

 

[BParkDog]

Maybe it's just me, but I never found crap humor to be funny.

 

[ZenConn]

We went from pizza threads, steak threads, Mexican food threads to this. The end of humanity is near.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Wow only 3 people are down with second harvest?

 

[Fishy]

How can you not vote dirt here?

It’s a pandemic, for God’s sake.

 

[superjohn]

I'm a bit disturbed there are two people besides Waquoit who would rather eat poop than dirt.

 

[Improviser]

Apparently some of us would rather eat poop rather than dirt.

What says everyone else?

If either one is in a casserole served at your local favorite restaurant, will you know the difference?

Hopefully, neither were ingredients at the restaurant mentioned in an earlier post a few weeks or months ago, owned by a statewide known celebrity who disappointed the Yarder(s) who ate there.

 

[Greedo]

I let my dog vote for me. He said poop.

 

[QuickDraw]

I let my dog vote for me. He said poop.

My dog said he prefers his poop fresh from the litter box with clay sprinkles

 

[Improviser]

My dog said he prefers his poop fresh from the litter box with clay sprinkles

Only registered (non-canine) voters allowed.

 

[temery]

Didn't South Park already do this?

 

[borninansonia]

I eat soil containing poop and it helps me a lot. Indeed, we have a new product that is the filtrate of highly biodiverse compost. It's for dogs right now, but humans are benefiting from it. It's typical for Neandertals to eat soil. There are also several science books written recently by prominent scientists on the value of eating dirt. Biodiversity. Google Rob Knight at UC San Diego

 

[temery]

'Poop pill' capsule research paves the way for simpler C. difficile treatment

A clinical trial has shown Fecal Microbiota Transplant (FMT) is effective in treating clostridium difficile (C. difficile) infections whether delivered by colonoscopy or by swallowing capsules. The finding could revolutionize and broaden the use of FMT, which restores the healthy balance of...

www.sciencedaily.com

 

[Chin Diesel]

 

[CL82]

My dog said he prefers his poop fresh from the litter box with clay sprinkles

Only deer poop for my dog. And my vet says it’s not an issue since most disease doesn’t do well going from one species to another. I told my vet yeah, maybe, but she’s not going to lick you afterwards.

 

[Improviser]

Not for "faint" of heart.

 

[McLovin]

We went from pizza threads, steak threads, Mexican food threads to this. The end of humanity is near.

*technically* this is also a food thread.

 

[StllH8L8ner]

I guess it depends on what it's wrapped in and how it's cooked. Deep fried poop wrapped in bacon? I could *maybe* be convinced.

 

[Waquoit]

I'm a bit disturbed there are two people besides Waquoit who would rather eat poop than dirt.

At least one can chew poop. You would have to pretty much just swallow dirt.

 

[Yardigan]

Maybe it's just me, but I never found crap humor to be funny.

It's just you.

 

[Improviser]

At least one can chew poop. You would have to pretty much just swallow dirt.

This really happened and it is not the same as chewing poop though I have never done that. But I knew a person now in the USA, who lived in Cambodia during the Khmer Rouge era, and they were not allowed to eat rice by the KR. So, they reached up and lived on grasshoppers they were able to kill. Needed to eat a lot of them for basic sustenance.

Yes, they are source of food. Not sure about the other.

 

[BGesus4]

Interesting that this and the vaccine poll have almost the exact same split

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

Didn't South Park already do this?