Really? Only a Sox fan would admit they are among the lucky to root for a team that has an embarrassment of resources that enable them to employee an offense only player?
I didn't say anything about "hiding" Ortiz at first. I said he would play 1st base on almost any other team. And yes you can hide players at first. First base is where team put guys when they are still effective, offensively, but cannot play their past primary position better than another...including Edgar Martinez (During the few interleague games he play), as well as Harmon Killebrew (3b, OF), Carl Yastremski (LF), Jim Thome (3B), Micky Mantle (OF), Dwight Evans (RF), Scott Hatteberg (C), Joe Mauer (C), Nomar (SS, 3B), Mike Napoli, among many others.
Finally, if you are looking for an argument that Edgar Martinez deserves HoF consideration, look some place else. The fact remains that the DH is a bona fide position and a DH-primary will, at some point, get into the Hall without buying a ticket.