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huskyniner said:
I'll be the guy next to you starting the line for Alex Morgan . . .
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She has the physique of a 12 year old boy, complete with almost a complete lack of mammary cells and waist/hip curves. If you're unsure of the mammary assertion, see the body paint. If the pretty face/boy body is what you're looking for, she is gold. BTW - I'm not a hooters guy, like some, who likes the fake playboy blonde DD bazooka look, but my line begins somewhere above the point on the boobage scale labelled "no bra needed - EVER."
 
progrocks said:
a bunch of them are kinda nasty people including Abby Wambach. On my end, who cares, they are great athletes. We always seem to hold women to higher standards than we do male athletes on how nice they are supposed to be. Not fair. Gender equality even for s too!
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Oh please. This board is just as rough on guys that look like goons as they are chicks. The Football board used to have a weekly thread making fun of opponents' looks. Four straight years of abysmal onfield play took the fun out of that tradition.
 
TasteofUConn said:
Best inappropriate comment of the match:
Announcer was heard to say, at the 5 minute mark after the U.S. scored the second goal - "The U.S. hasn't dropped two quick ones on Japan like that since '45."
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First Germany fell and then Japan. Appropriate England took out Germany as well!:)

The game against Germany was intense. Really enjoyed that game. Loved the quick start the US team had against Japan. It shocked the Japanese that UConn pressed the offense early. Lucky for the early goals because Julie Johnson was really off in this game. That own goal was just one of many plays in which she was unable to clear the ball.

Love Lloyd and Heath as "middle forwards" but they are weak at getting the ball upfield from deep in their own territory. Put Myami from Japan on the American team and that team would be insane.

After reading this thread seems The Boneyard should be starting new threads titled Best Vaginas and Worst Vaginas.
 
Chin Diesel said:
Oh please. This board is just as rough on guys that look like goons as they are chicks. The Football board used to have a weekly thread making fun of opponents' looks. Four straight years of abysmal onfield play took the fun out of that tradition.
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I tried to bring that back I think 2 seasons ago. Swing and a miss. I guess when apathy takes over, stuff like that just loses its appeal.
 
TasteofUConn said:
She has the physique of a 12 year old boy, complete with almost a complete lack of mammary cells and waist/hip curves. If you're unsure of the mammary assertion, see the body paint. If the pretty face/boy body is what you're looking for, she is gold. BTW - I'm not a hooters guy, like some, who likes the fake playboy blonde DD bazooka look, but my line begins somewhere above the point on the boobage scale labelled "no bra needed - EVER."
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If you're not in love with her after watching this video, I guess we're just two different people.
 
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A lot of people misuse the term "sour grapes" these days, but holy , this thread is just the perfect example of what sour grapes is.

I mean what's next? "Oh my god have you inspected her knees? Way too pointy. 4/10 at best. She'd be begging for me to bang her but I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do it. Those knees are hideous and I doubt I could even get it up. And IF I got it up, if her knee touched me while I was gracing her with the internal presence of my massive d-ck, I'd lose it instantly, like a bucket of ice water was dumped on my groin."
 
huskyniner said:
If you're not in love with her after watching this video, I guess we're just two different people.
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I've been jaded by the fact that I've been married to a remarkably hot woman for a long time - with a prettier face and honest to goodness boobies, albeit, admittedly, lacking the just-below-the-surface wild that Alex is cranking out in spades. Morgan was wearing a padded bathing suit in those vids, BTW.
 
Rocktheworld said:
A lot of people misuse the term "sour grapes" these days, but holy , this thread is just the perfect example of what sour grapes is.
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Here's some irony - it seems to me that you just misused it.
 
Rocktheworld said:
A lot of people misuse the term "sour grapes" these days, but holy , this thread is just the perfect example of what sour grapes is.

I mean what's next? "Oh my god have you inspected her knees? Way too pointy. 4/10 at best. She'd be begging for me to bang her but I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do it. Those knees are hideous and I doubt I could even get it up. And IF I got it up, if her knee touched me while I was gracing her with the internal presence of my massive d-ck, I'd lose it instantly, like a bucket of ice water was dumped on my groin."
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TasteofUConn said:
She has the physique of a 12 year old boy, complete with almost a complete lack of mammary cells and waist/hip curves. If you're unsure of the mammary assertion, see the body paint. If the pretty face/boy body is what you're looking for, she is gold. BTW - I'm not a hooters guy, like some, who likes the fake playboy blonde DD bazooka look, but my line begins somewhere above the point on the boobage scale labelled "no bra needed - EVER."
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lol what!? wtf!?
 
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TasteofUConn said:
I've been jaded by the fact that I've been married to a remarkably hot woman for a long time - with a prettier face and honest to goodness boobies, albeit, admittedly, lacking the just-below-the-surface wild that Alex is cranking out in spades. Morgan was wearing a padded bathing suit in those vids, BTW.
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your comments make it seem like you're not too happy...
 
Rocktheworld said:
A lot of people misuse the term "sour grapes" these days, but holy , this thread is just the perfect example of what sour grapes is.

I mean what's next? "Oh my god have you inspected her knees? Way too pointy. 4/10 at best. She'd be begging for me to bang her but I wouldn't be able to bring myself to do it. Those knees are hideous and I doubt I could even get it up. And IF I got it up, if her knee touched me while I was gracing her with the internal presence of my massive d-ck, I'd lose it instantly, like a bucket of ice water was dumped on my groin."
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My main problem with Solo is I think she's a nasty person. Solo is right up there with Ronda Rousey in terms of celebrities that many dudes think are hot and I fail to see the attraction. After seeing the google images I can promise you her knees are definitely not the problem, the problem is it looks like an IED went off in her crotch.
 
superjohn said:
My main problem with Solo is I think she's a nasty person. Solo is right up there with Ronda Rousey in terms of celebrities that many dudes think are hot and I fail to see the attraction. After seeing the google images I can promise you her knees are definitely not the problem, the problem is it looks like an IED went off in her crotch.
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so what do you think about mike vick, big ben, ray rice, AP, kobe, etc? do you not have a problem with them bc you didnt see their crotches?
 
UConnSwag11 said:
so what do you think about mike vick, big ben, ray rice, AP, kobe, etc? do you not have a problem with them bc you didnt see their crotches?
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Kobe is one of my least favorite athletes ever and may have raped a girl in Colorado, Big Ben is creepy with women and may have raped a chick in a bar, Ray Rice is a wife beater, AP is a child abuser, Mike Vick is a dog killer but he served his time and actually seems to have reformed his behavior.
 
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This team is full of good looking women. Julie Johnston, Morgan Brian, Alex Morgan, Hope Solo...the list goes on. But looks aside, I really love this team and enjoy watching them play.
 
TasteofUConn said:
I've been jaded by the fact that I've been married to a remarkably hot woman for a long time - with a prettier face and honest to goodness boobies, albeit, admittedly, lacking the just-below-the-surface wild that Alex is cranking out in spades. Morgan was wearing a padded bathing suit in those vids, BTW.
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I can't believe I missed this before. Speaking of things that come across like a 12 year old...
 
JimOllie said:
This team is full of good looking women. Julie Johnston, Morgan Brian, Alex Morgan, Hope Solo...the list goes on. But looks aside, I really love this team and enjoy watching them play.
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Agreed
 
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