My first reaction was, eh, who cares.
And then, Terrence Jones was revealed to be the driver. And then he was said to have left the scene.
And then, Calipari wrote this...
Poole and the driver of the victims’ vehicle were questioned at the scene and taken to the emergency room by ambulance. In fear of an altercation with the driver of the oncoming vehicle, Jones left the scene but was later questioned by police. He arrived at the hospital following questioning and was treated with minor injuries. Both players have since been released from the hospital.
I am calling 'bulls***' on this one.
There is zero chance that is true. Zero point zero.
Poole wasn't afraid of a confrontation with the other driver. He stuck around and somehow avoided being battered.
How exactly did that play out?
Terrence - "Oh, no! I fear an altercation!"
Poole - "Yes! One certainly seems imminent!"
Terrence - "What shall we do?!"
Poole - "You run to safety! You are a star! I am a mere reserve who is contemplating transferring! I shall stay and endure whatever brutality will occur!"
Terrence - "Yes! That is best! I shall run back to my room and get in some study time whilst I wait for the gendarmes to question me about the events that have transpired!"
Poole - "Do not forget your crayons!"
Dickwad Calipari must think we're all stupid.
Funny post....
This is how it really went down...
Poole: WTF we do now bro?!! I just twisted this blunt tighter than those b...ches in Havana!
Terrence: Look I ain't smoking no schwag in my blunt! You must be crazy! Pass the MFING hydro then I'm out! Hurry up bro I'm jonesing for a hit!!!!
Poole: nah, brutha I ain't done
Terrence: Pass the blunt muthafucka!!! I need a philly before I beat down these drunk !!
Poole: Bro this esss-cuh-laaaade was off the mofuhkin heeeezy. Now look at the damage!!!
Terrence: I am a forshiiiiiiiizzzzzzzle playa and my agent Rob pimped this ride!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm gonna put a cap in these !!!!!!!!!!!!! Shut up and pass the 40 dumbazz!!!!!!!!!!!
Poole: Don't worry after all of what you are going to do for me bro...don't worry I've got your back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
U got benjamins to protect!!!!!!!!!!!!
Terrence: I'm ouuuuut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Terrence set a goal to be a top-10 draft pick and he's put in the work this offseason to get there. Physically, he looks like a different person, but what I like most about Terrence this offseason is that he's embraced a leadership role and has a great mentality for what he's doing. The additions of Anthony Davis and Kyle Wiltjer should free up Terrence a little more in the open space."
-- Head coach John Calipari