OT: Things More Disgusting than....

[intlzncster]

I lick doorknobs and toilet seats to build up my immune system to diseases.

Onions.

 

[intlzncster]

People (guys) that blow their snots out on the ground in front of you at the golf course, pitchers on TV etc etc……..c'mon really dude, one finger over one nostril wtf?

Hey, if it's got to be done, it's got to be done. Can't have a tickler throwing off your game. Bad form to do it on the tee box, out the side of a moving cart or in your buddies general direction though. A bit of discretion is necessary.

I love the pitchers that do it on TV. Nothing makes me chuckle more than a big fat mustachioed pitcher with a lipper whose spitting, shooting snot, and scratching his jock all over the place. Man I miss David Wells.

 

[Scoe]

Old ladies flat out reeking is worse though. I'll take the perfume to cover up the alternative.

Yes, compared to flat out reeking I agree, have you ever breathed in an old ladies perfume and you can taste it ugh.


I loathe it when people hock a big loogie in the shower. It's foul.

Yep that too, I used to shower at the gym now I just wait to go home. Gym locker room etiquette is another story, if you have to change fine do it but don't stand around naked using the sink like its your personal bathroom, wear boxers at least.

 

[intlzncster]

Yep that too, I used to shower at the gym now I just wait to go home. Gym locker room etiquette is another story, if you have to change fine do it but don't stand around naked using the sink like its your personal bathroom, wear boxers at least.

Old hairy fat guys with disappearing penis syndrome own the gym locker room. They get buck naked quick as possible. Stand directly facing you, legs shoulder width apart, fists on hips and proceed to engage you (a complete stranger) in conversation. The worst.

 

[uconndoit]

The guy walk into the mens room, takes his leak, shakes it for a while then leaves without washing his hand and it's NOT a push out door you can use your forearm, it's a handle door you need to pull back!!! That sucks……

I always try to keep the paper towel in hand when opening the door and then proceed to try to make a long jumper if necessary….if I miss I'm sorry but you should have a push OUT door then!! LOL

That's my move!

If that's not an option, for whatever reason, I try to find a place on the top or side of the door itself where I can pull it open instead of touching the handle.

 

[uconndoit]

IMO Chinese are the worst - and I mean Chinese nationals. There are endless stories - about tourists letting their kids poop in public places, hocking and spitting with abandon while on tour in Europe, professionals openly farting in meetings and just continuing to talk without even acknowledging it or getting red-faced. (I was filling out an immigration form in Kathmandu next to an Italian woman when a middle aged Chinese man just let one rip. He just continued filling out his form while the Italian woman and I looked at each other in shock. I said, laughing "It wasn't me!" She said, laughing "I know!") It's so bad their government had to do PSA for Chinese tourists about how to behave among Western people.

There's someone else in this thread who has a better idea about this than I - hopefully this triggers a nice list of disgusting anecdotes from him...

 

[Nostical]

Careful doit. You sound like Donald Sterling talking to the property manager at one of his Los Angeles apartment buildings.

 

[Hoophound]

Careful doit. You sound like Donald Sterling talking to the property manager at one of his Los Angeles apartment buildings.

That's more of a cultural thing with the Chinese. It has nothing to do with race. My son has a friend of Indian descent. He's a great kid and I really like having him around but when he eats the noises that come out of his mouth are really disturbing. Turns out that making a lot of smacking noises and chewing with your mouth open is appropriate in India as a way to let the cook know the food is good and you are enjoying it. His parents are immigrants but he's just a regular American kid so it is a habit he needs to break. I would never say anything, I just try to avoid eating when he is around. My wife say's "he's never going to get a girlfriend and he'll have no idea why."

 

[Calhoun's Court]

An in home visit with Calapari

 

[uconndoit]

That's more of a cultural thing with the Chinese. It has nothing to do with race. My son has a friend of Indian descent. He's a great kid and I really like having him around but when he eats the noises that come out of his mouth are really disturbing. Turns out that making a lot of smacking noises and chewing with your mouth open is appropriate in India as a way to let the cook know the food is good and you are enjoying it. His parents are immigrants but he's just a regular American kid so it is a habit he needs to break. I would never say anything, I just try to avoid eating when he is around. My wife say's "he's never going to get a girlfriend and he'll have no idea why."

Yeah it's just fact. Vietnamese also slurp a lot when eating - even people I worked with who were educated and from good families. It's just what they do.

 

[uconndoit]

Btw - I'm working in Bangkok now. My first coup d'état!

Edit: on second thought a post like this might turn into a coup de thread!

 

[intlzncster]

IMO Chinese are the worst - and I mean Chinese nationals. There are endless stories - about tourists letting their kids poop in public places, hocking and spitting with abandon while on tour in Europe, professionals openly farting in meetings and just continuing to talk without even acknowledging it or getting red-faced. (I was filling out an immigration form in Kathmandu next to an Italian woman when a middle aged Chinese man just let one rip. He just continued filling out his form while the Italian woman and I looked at each other in shock. I said, laughing "It wasn't me!" She said, laughing "I know!") It's so bad their government had to do PSA for Chinese tourists about how to behave among Western people.

There's someone else in this thread who has a better idea about this than I - hopefully this triggers a nice list of disgusting anecdotes from him...

Don't you live in China uconndoit? I'm pretty sure it's somewhere over there. You must be in your ow personal hell.

Edit: I see you already answered that. Bangkok << worse than mainland for (not so) hygienic 'foibles' at least.

 

[intlzncster]

That's more of a cultural thing with the Chinese. It has nothing to do with race. My son has a friend of Indian descent. He's a great kid and I really like having him around but when he eats the noises that come out of his mouth are really disturbing. Turns out that making a lot of smacking noises and chewing with your mouth open is appropriate in India as a way to let the cook know the food is good and you are enjoying it. His parents are immigrants but he's just a regular American kid so it is a habit he needs to break. I would never say anything, I just try to avoid eating when he is around. My wife say's "he's never going to get a girlfriend and he'll have no idea why."

That last bit is hilarious. Cultures that don't support deodorant or regular bathing bother me to no end. Was stuck on the K1 gondola at Killington with a few of those guys this year. My buddy and I surreptitiously had our heads pressed against the air vent the entire time. Couldn't get out of that thing fast enough.

 

[rw005]

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