OT: Things More Disgusting than....

[Chin Diesel]

The sponge/scrubby in the office break room?

Gotta be a short list.


For those worrying about recruiting, please ignore.

 

[Gringo]

My girlfriend's puppy took a sh#t the other day. I went to get the cleaning materials and when I came back he had already eaten it and looked at me with a big sh#t eating grin on his face. It was pretty gross.

 

[Jimmy Serrano]

In our breakroom there's a water cooler with the spicket type deal. Every once in a while, we will find lipstick on the spicket.

 

[8893]

Laurie Fine's scrubby.

 

[B1GEast]

At work, the water level in the toilets are very low, so every once in a while you get water splashing on your arse, sometimes it goes into your bung hole.

I'm paranoid that there's a parasite laying eggs all up in there, never know.

 

[Deepster]

Long pubes all over the urinal?

 

[August_West]

The sponge/scrubby in the office break room? Gotta be a short list.

Jim Boeheims index finger

 

[Migs]

Long pubes all over the urinal?

Who the hell are those people?

 

[intlzncster]

The sponge/scrubby in the office break room?

Gotta be a short list.


For those worrying about recruiting, please ignore.

We used to have a mad sh!tter in our office's shared bathroom. Fecal matter would be smeared all over the seat and stall once a week or so. Smelled like...well...crap.

 

[intlzncster]

Long pubes all over the urinal?

Who the hell are those people?

I picture some strange dude cultivating his long pubic hair for years (like some Asian cultures do with mole hairs on their face) until finally, upon maturation, releasing it into the wild.

 

[intlzncster]

People who cut their toenails in the middle of a common room sans garbage can, letting the leavings lay on the floor. That sucks.

 

[superjohn]

Jeff Goodman's face.

 

[Kitaman]

A beautiful lady with bad breath and stinking body. (I do have some boundaries left)

 

[CL82]

Ah, now this random, disgusting thread is yet another reason why I visit the boneyard in the off season.

 

[phillionaire]

blue waffle

/thread

 

[intlzncster]

A beautiful lady with bad breath and stinking body. (I do have some boundaries left)

Just think, when you get old enough, and lose your sense of smell, a whole new world will open up for you. Things to look forward to in your decrepitude.

 

[StoweD210]

In the office, you use the phone in a conference room or at cubicle different than yours. Then you look at the ear piece of the receiver and realize you really should have cleaned that first.

 

[Nnocu]

blue waffle

/thread

I have yet to see the full pic. Friend was loading it on his phone, got like a third of the way down, instantly looked away....

 

[phillionaire]

I have yet to see the full pic. Friend was loading it on his phone, got like a third of the way down, instantly looked away....

I really wish I had had the foresight that you had haha

 

[elduderino]

I once witnessed a really drunk guy puke into his giant glass beer mug... and then proceed to continue drinking it. Took everything I had not to blow chunks right then and there.

 

[BigErnMcCracken]

When I was working in DC there was a small park across the street from my office. I left the office one night, cut through the park and promptly ran into a homeless woman with purple tights around her ankles squeezing a series of deuces into a solo cup. The image of the sh i t flowing out of her ass is something I've never been able to shake.

Last I heard she's living in South Tampa where she goes by "Bill."

 

[August_West]

blue waffle /thread

I of course was compelled to google that. Now I can't unsee! Even the fact that it is not a real disease does nothing to alleviate my horror. http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/bluewaffle.asp

It has overtaken 2girls1cup

 

[intlzncster]

When I was working in DC there was a small park across the street from my office. I left the office one night, cut through the park and promptly ran into a homeless woman with purple tights around her ankles squeezing a series of deuces into a solo cup. The image of the sh i t flowing out of her ass is something I've never been able to shake.

Last I heard she's living in South Tampa where she goes by "Bill."

That must have been one huge deuce (or ?).

 

[intlzncster]

I of course was compelled to google that. Now I can't unsee! Even the fact that it is not a real disease does nothing to alleviate my horror. http://www.snopes.com/medical/myths/bluewaffle.asp

It has overtaken 2girls1cup

Thanks for the warning. If anyone tries to rick roll me with this , I'll be furious. I've got more than enough internet scars to last me a lifetime.

 

[mauconnfan]

Long pubes all over the urinal?

Short pubes on the break room scrubby!