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Which one of you knuckleheads is this?
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Hopefully I'm the one in the white hat tomorrow on the links.
 
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That guy is going to get stabbed in the parking lot for wearing that.
 

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That's me.

I am Tiger Woods.

I wish Augusta would admit women members...large-breasted women, specifically.
 

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That's me.

I am Tiger Woods.

I wish Augusta would admit women members...large-breasted women, specifically.

No, no. I'm Tiger Woods.


Regarding women and golf. Did see any recent leaderboard of the LPGA. Like, throw your silverware up in the air any given weekend and you got it. I don't think Augusta could take the onslaught of Asian chicks. They barely can stomach Tiger. :confused:
 

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Who passed the law that all white guys have to wear baseball caps at all times? It's sunny, I get it, but a good pair of sunglasses should get you by.
 
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Who passed the law that all white guys have to wear baseball caps at all times? It's sunny, I get it, but a good pair of sunglasses should get you by.
I'm with you. Virtually never wore a ball cap, other than when playing ball.

Anybody else think the Tiger TW and the Federer RF symbols could be in a run-off for ugliest, most poorly thought out trademark symbol?
 

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It may be the same phenomona as tennis fans wearing tennis clothes to watch a match, or fat guys wearing nfl jerseys to games. Golf fans seem to wear hats, shades, and nike polo shirts to watch golf.
 

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Who passed the law that all white guys have to wear baseball caps at all times? It's sunny, I get it, but a good pair of sunglasses should get you by.

I agree.

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Who passed the law that all white guys have to wear baseball caps at all times? It's sunny, I get it, but a good pair of sunglasses should get you by.

It's to hide the bald spot and/or receding hairline.
 
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Who passed the law that all white guys have to wear baseball caps at all times? It's sunny, I get it, but a good pair of sunglasses should get you by.
Uh, heard of skin cancer?
 

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Uh, heard of skin cancer?
The same guys in caps all the time are in short sleeves and cargo shorts. I suppose if you're balding or already bald, it would make more sense, but I don't know why because I only wear them golfing and mowing the lawn.
 
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I'm with you. Virtually never wore a ball cap, other than when playing ball.

Anybody else think the Tiger TW and the Federer RF symbols could be in a run-off for ugliest, most poorly thought out trademark symbol?
Really? Ill give you the RF, but I think the TW is cool. Could be because I am a huge Tiger and Nike fan, but I like the TW. The letters connect to make a cool design. It might not be the most imaginitive, but what you prefer for a guys whose initials are TW? Do you like the awful Lebron James L23 thing or his weird lion that Nike uses? Nothing will top the Jumpan logo, but I dont see the hate for the TW.
 
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The same guys in caps all the time are in short sleeves and cargo shorts. I suppose if you're balding or already bald, it would make more sense, but I don't know why because I only wear them golfing and mowing the lawn.
I'm slathered in SPF50+, but I don't put it on top of my head. That's what the hat is for.
 
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but I dont see the hate for the TW.
I guess I'd put it this way - - - I figure a 1st year graphics art student at Central Connecticut could have come up with the T/W design. I just think it's unimaginative. Federer's is imaginative, but unattractive.

It's just my opinion. I would have liked to have seen the process by which TW chose that logo. Would have liked to see the other options. Think there could have been some way to work some tiger stripes in. Maybe some t-ts.

Kemba's is very creative, but not super appealing.
 

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Back to the aging Tiger......he looks stiff and uncomfortable and his stance is often awkward. He's got that look like the season is over already

Tiger's going to need some shots and pills coming out tomorrow. Feel no pain and get loose.
 
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I'm no golf fan, but...

I wonder how long it's going to take people to realize, strictly speaking in terms of results, Tiger is not anything special now? They're living in his afterglow. OMG HE WON SOME RANDOM TOURNAMENT, 3 MAJORS THIS YEAR INCOMING!!! TIGER OR THE FIELD???? (oh he's tied for 33rd at the moment? :( )
 

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I'm no golf fan, but...

I wonder how long it's going to take people to realize, strictly speaking in terms of results, Tiger is not anything special now? They're living in his afterglow. OMG HE WON SOME RANDOM TOURNAMENT, 3 MAJORS THIS YEAR INCOMING!!! TIGER OR THE FIELD???? (oh he's tied for 33rd at the moment? :( )
The media (well, the dopes I hear on Espn radio anyway) were slobbering his knob all week thinking he was the favorite. He looks like me a day after too much activity, all stiff and hobbling.
 

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Tom Watson beat Woods by a stroke today and looked a lot better doing it.

Woods withdrew 4 weeks ago from Doral in the 4th round. :eek:oks like he did in 2008 when he had to sit for several months after the Masters
 
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Just a thought.....while he is not same and he way he hit the ball basivally sideways for 2 days, there are very few if any players in the field who could play that way and survive the cut. As a golfer of sorts, him being at +3 with way he was scuffing it around Augusta for 2 days is not far from remarkable in its own sense......if he finds anything on Saturday there may be some early roars through the hills........
 

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He's a ratings monster. Until that changes Woods will dominate coverage.

>>Woods remains a ratings winner despite the two-and-a-half year winless streak. Woods fired a final round 62 at the Honda Classic earlier this month boosting ratings 78% versus the prior year. Woods' win Sunday, his first PGA Tour win in 30 months, propelled NBC's Bay Hill coverage up 129% over last year -- and is nearly identical to the 4.9 overnight Woods drew for his dramatic win at the event in 2009. So much for the idea that Woods' off-course publicity would turn off viewer interest.<<
 
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