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OT: Thanksgiving Strangers

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Do you have people end up at your Thanksgiving table who you have never met in your life? This annoys the crap out of me. This year we are ending up with my brothers future inlaws. Not only that but an aunt who always travels with them is coming too. They asked if they could bring their untrained puppy but I put my foot down. The last thing I want to do on Thanksgiving is make small talk with strangers,and I guess I’m unsociable but if I don’t do this I’m in the you know what house with the wife.
 
I married into a polish family. This is literally a yearly tradition for me and even worse they all speak the native tongue and I'm the schmoe who's probably getting insulted left and right while having no idea. The tribe somehow multiplies by like 5 each year too its unreal. But I usually get a decent enough buzz where I stop caring and I recommend you do the same.
 
My wife and I generally host the major holidays in our house.

Aside from family, a bunch of random people have standing invites. They don’t even have to call, they’re welcome to just show up.

Occasionally, they come. Occasionally, they bring someone with them.

We don’t care. It’s a couple of extra plates for a couple of hours.

You’ll surivive it.

Good call on the dog, though. I don’t want the beasts in my house either.
 
Have an few extra cocktails and relax or tell your brother to go pound sand, good call on the dog.

Some holidays I get the pleasure of watching my sister in law's boyfriend spend the entire night tugging at his package like it's a pull start for a mower. I'm very close to telling him, son if you shave that thing, powder it or get some medicine for what ails the privates because you do more ball handling in a night than LeBron James does in a season, christ.
 
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I thoroughly appreciate that you thought of bringing this to The Boneyard for discussion LOL

I feel you though. Thanksgiving is very sacred in my family+extended family. Any outsiders throws it off a bit.
 
jibsey said:
Do you have people end up at your Thanksgiving table who you have never met in your life? This annoys the crap out of me. This year we are ending up with my brothers future inlaws. Not only that but an aunt who always travels with them is coming too. They asked if they could bring their untrained puppy but I put my foot down. The last thing I want to do on Thanksgiving is make small talk with strangers,and I guess I’m unsociable but if I don’t do this I’m in the you know what house with the wife.
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Drink if you dont wanna talk to much then just go to the TV and watch football.
 
Scoe said:
Drink if you dont wanna talk to much then just go to the TV and watch football.
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Or rather, UConn get walloped by Oregon in Portland.
 
I hate having strangers at Thanksgiving but my mother has always invited everyone she meets. Many years we’d be on course for a Thanksgiving with no strangers and my mother would proceed to ask the oil delivery guy or some small family in the grocery store, “What are you doing for Thanksgiving?” I would hold my breath awaiting their answer.

We generally host these days and when the phone rings around Thanksgiving it is very often her saying, “so and so doesn’t have anywhere to go”. The spirit of the holiday is to include people and show some warmth. It can be difficult for some people to relax with strangers in their house. I solve these problems with liquor.
 
It’s never good to have strangers who make it less comfortable than it normally is with family. For our family the last 20 years or so have little to no drinking but if there are strangers, there will be I promise. Just sucks to head to your favorite recliner after all the goodies to not be able to watch football, fall asleep, fart on command and just be you.

Here’s hoping I have none this year at my house!
 
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The only thing I like less than talking to my family is talking to strangers.

Then again, I'm usually in a stuffing and wine coma most of the afternoon.
 
I have been that person a few times since becoming single. I bring a couple bottles of very nice wine and say please and thank you a lot. There have been no casualties. Yet.
 
In my circle of family, mostly my in law side, my side is no more, the group declines by one or two, sadly, each year. Two of my sons and their families live in New Hampshire and have their own circle of family or friends to share the Holiday with.
 
It depends on who we have Thanksgiving with. If it's my side of the family, there's not much room for anyone unfamiliar as I'm one of 7 siblings (6 of us still alive) and in addition to my parents there are as many as 19 kids present.

If it's with my wife's family, I'm surrounded by a sea of people my in-laws know who I do not.
 
Prominently feature turkey and all the other disaster side dishes that people only make once a year because they suck, and they will never show again.
 
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Fishy said:
My wife and I generally host the major holidays in our house.

Aside from family and a bunch of random people, we have given standing invites to anyone from the Boneyard. You don’t even have to call, you’re welcome to just show up.
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Wow. That's surprisingly decent of you! For those who don't know Here's a link to Fishy's address.
 
August_West said:
Prominently feature turkey and all the other disaster side dishes that people only make once a year because they suck, and they will never show again.
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Order yourself a Greenberg smoked turkey, you're welcome.
 
August_West said:
Lol no!

5.20 a lb for turkey plus shipping!

Holy lolz .

I paid 5 bucks a lb for lobster yesterday.
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That's pretty damn affordable for a smoked turkey. Lobster is peasant food, I refuse to pay a lot for it.
 
Two best pieces of advice in this thread are head to the kitchen for KP duty for the day and drink excessively.

Kitchen never runs out of work to be done and you can start and end any conversation at your pace.
 
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superjohn said:
Order yourself a Greenberg smoked turkey, you're welcome.
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I’ve done that for more than a decade to supplement the fried wild bird that I shoot in the spring. If I’m fortunate enough to bag one.

The smoked birds are great.
 
I'm of the mind that Thanksgiving is the best holiday and I will not spend it with people I don't like at least 40% (loser of a couple). We host now or go out, my wife and I. Most times it's my wife, my brother-in-law (who I really like) and I. Small, but awesome. Big group things with odd uncles you don't like? No thanks. Give me a few friends (two!), beer or wine, and good food, and I'm all good.
 
August_West said:
Prominently feature turkey and all the other disaster side dishes that people only make once a year because they suck, and they will never show again.
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The gulf between your hot take on Thanksgiving food and the opinion of the rest of America is larger than Kwintin Williams' vert.

You're screaming "THE EMPEROR HAS NO CLOTHES" at a guy who's wearing a three-piece suit under a fur coat.
 
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