Good grief man. Metals suck, although Palladium is at least useful. There are commodities that may be smart, but precious metals haven't been a good hedge in decades. Equities have held up in part because everything else is even worse.
I'm more worried about a huge credit event looming. Credit card debt is massive right now and with interest rates, it's just not sustainable. People are borrowing at credit card rates to buy food and pay utilities. Home market is screwed, people buying at high prices, with 7% mortgages and almost nothing down. They are going to default in a massive wave. My neighbor's house went "under agreement" on the first open house day. That was a month and 3 more "under agreements" ago. Meanwhile, anybody with a cheap mortgage can't afford to move, so supply drops dramatically.