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A lot of gems:

http://www.csnne.com/page/exclusive-im-coming-home-brian-scalabrine-0

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From the moment I signed with the Celtics, I knew this was my new home. Most of the people are just like me. They work hard, they play hard, and the passion they have for their sports team is unlike anywhere in the world. I had passion for my team just like the fans. I guess I was kind of like the fans except I had a courtside seat for free and if we were up by 20 with less than two minutes to play I would get to go into the game.
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Remember when I spurned the Celtics and signed with the Chicago Bulls in 2010? Actually I begged Ainge to keep me and he wished me the best of luck.
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But if I had to do it all over again, I’d probably still have left. Chicago, for me, has always been like graduate school. I myself had always considered getting my MBA at Northwestern.
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And for the record I never played for the Warriors, I was just a coach, didn’t people see me holding my clipboard. I don’t understand why people couldn’t put it together, I was holding a clipboard, I was a real coach.
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I started thinking about what it would be like to raise my family in Boston, well not like downtown, more like Metro West or at least twenty minutes outside the city.
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I want kids in Boston, like the hundreds of elementary school kids who have red hair and no chance of making the NBA, to realize that there’s no better place to grow up.
 
Funny.

But he needs an editor.
 
Yeah, grammar isn't his friend, he just puts a comma and keeps going, I still thought it was funny though.

He went to USC & was an athlete, enough said....
 
That was highly entertaining. Laughed out loud several times...

So I took my talents to Golden State searching for their championship and I really believed we could do something magical if we came together. But then I was sent down to the D-League where we flew to Hidalgo, TX on commercial flights with no first class sitting next to a 7’2” center named Ognjen Kuzmic. There was nothing magical happening down there, no matter how much we came together. And that’s when I knew it was time to come home.

I may have a press conference, and I am definitely having a party. And all of Boston will be invited. And when we are done, we will still have a few months before we have to get to work.

Celtics fans haven't had that feeling (winning a NBA championship)since I was last there. My goal is for the Celtics to win the most titles of any other NBA franchise, and I will not sleep until we are done. No question.

The last time I was in the Boston, the fans were all over me. They said I didn’t have it any more, and they challenged me to games of one-on-one. They called it the Scallenge, and I gave those fans a beantown beatdown. I took the ball, took their pride, and showed them what the White Mamba was all about. They wrote me letters and asked for my autograph. Some even invited me to their weddings, it got a little weird.
 
Thought it was pretty funny, but kind of dragged on.

That's where I was at - after about 1,000 words, I started looking for an escape hatch.
 
Scalabrine is the man. I'm genuinely glad he's coming back to CSN, he was entertaining during his last stint.
 
That's where I was at - after about 1,000 words, I started looking for an escape hatch.

There's this neat trick I use sometimes. It's called "skimming."
 
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