OT: Quotations

[Husky25]

No new quote? I'll do it for you

"My dear, never let anyone tell you to be ashamed of your figure!"

I cheated and looked that up. That movie is too old and I've never seen it. Therefore I disqualify myself from answering it.

 

[Zorro]

Isn't this Shane?


Yup. Shane. From 60 freakin years ago, can you believe it? Little Joey Starret (Brandon DeWilde) has been dead these forty years. I feel old.

 

[RadyLady]

I cheated and looked that up. That movie is too old and I've never seen it. Therefore I disqualify myself from answering it.

Is it really that old? It's one of my very favorites. Now I have to look it up to see how old it is.

 

[RadyLady]

I cheated and looked that up. That movie is too old and I've never seen it. Therefore I disqualify myself from answering it.

O c'mon, it's not that old....Gone with the Wind has 8 years on it....

 

[Husky25]

Is it really that old? It's one of my very favorites. Now I have to look it up to see how old it is.

It's old enough that I've never seen it. I disqualified myself more because I looked it up.

 

[choochoo]

Slowly I turned, step by step, inch by inch...

Abbott and Costello, or should I say Costello
"niagra Falls"

 

[k9fanatic]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."

Airplane (Lloyd Bridges character)

"Does your dog bite?"
"No"
Bends down to pet the dog who bites him
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite"
"Tis not my dog!"

 

[Zorro]

Airplane (Lloyd Bridges character)

"Does your dog bite?"
"No"
Bends down to pet the dog who bites him
"I thought you said your dog didn't bite"
"Tis not my dog!"

The Pink Panther? (One of the Clouseau movies for sure.)

How about; "Its such a fine line between stupid and ...uh..." "Clever."

 

[ABachelor6CR]

Kelly's Heroes

"Gentleman, you can't fight in here. This is the war room !"

Dr. Strangelove

"I'm drowning here and you're describing the water!"

 

[wire chief]

"You call that a knife? THIS...is a knife>"

 

[pinotbear]

"You call that a knife? THIS...is a knife>"

Crocodile Dundee

"Turns out, your friend is only mostly dead.."

 

[choochoo]

Crocodile Dundee

"Turns out, your friend is only mostly dead.."

Princess Bride

"Now go away before I fart in your general direction"

 

[UConnChapette]

Princess Bride

"Now go away before I fart in your general direction"

Not quite exactly right, but close enough - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

In the spirit of The Preakness...

"To win? I said *place*! "Place it on Lucky D-" That horse is gonna run second!"

 

[pinotbear]

The Sting

"now, 'scuse me while I whip this out!"

 

[Zorro]

Blazing Saddles.

"You know how to whistle, don't you Steve? Just put your lips together and blow."

 

[reno tony]

"Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines."

I believe that is from "Airplane" and it was the pilot but I don't know his name.

 

[reno tony]

"You call that a knife? THIS...is a knife>"

Croc Dundee II

"Nice knockers"
"Thank you"

 

[UConnChapette]

Croc Dundee II

"Nice knockers"
"Thank you"

Young Frankenstein


"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?"

 

[JRRRJ]

Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

"Look, it tells time simultaneously in Monte Carlo, Beverly Hills, London, Paris, Rome, and Gstaad"

Trading Places

"I take you for a glass-half-empty kinda guy."

 

[JRRRJ]

"You call that a knife? THIS...is a knife>"

Crocodile Dundee

"This isn't the worst thing you've caught me doing."

 

[JRRRJ]

Blazing Saddles.

"You know how to whistle, don't you Steve? Just put your lips together and blow."

Murder by Death (also)

"You're trying to pick a fight, and I'm just happy you're alive."

 

[reno tony]

"Right turn Clyde"

 

[Zorro]

"You know how to whistle, don't you Steve? Just put your lips together and blow."

Murder by Death (also) Nope.

"You're trying to pick a fight, and I'm just happy you're alive."

 

[Zorro]

Everyone know this one, because it is probably the greatest single line in the history of movies;
"I'll have what she's having."

 

[Zorro]

I believe that is from "Airplane" and it was the pilot but I don't know his name.