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If you’re going to make a bet on the nationality of the next Pope, go with the smart money: bet on an Italian. The College of Cardinals is more Italian than the mafia!
But the biggest problem now in the Holy See is not selecting a new Pope. It’s what to do with the old one!
No Pope has “retired” in the last 800 years – so there is no protocol on what to call him (Ex Pope?), where to house him (the Papal Retirement Home would be lonely!), how to address him (your former holiness?). And will the former Pontiff still draw a salary? Will he get a pension? Or will he have to live off the Italian version of social security? (There is no truth to the rumor that he will become the new football coach at Penn State or Notre Dame!)
Over the past eight centuries there was never any controversy over what to do with the former Pope. They simply buried him.
But the biggest problem now in the Holy See is not selecting a new Pope. It’s what to do with the old one!
No Pope has “retired” in the last 800 years – so there is no protocol on what to call him (Ex Pope?), where to house him (the Papal Retirement Home would be lonely!), how to address him (your former holiness?). And will the former Pontiff still draw a salary? Will he get a pension? Or will he have to live off the Italian version of social security? (There is no truth to the rumor that he will become the new football coach at Penn State or Notre Dame!)
Over the past eight centuries there was never any controversy over what to do with the former Pope. They simply buried him.