OT: Pitt signs a kicker with the unfortunate last name

[Aluminny69]

Pitt signs a kicker with the unfortunate last name of ‘Blewitt’


My personal favorite name was a tough NFL linebacker named Steve Stonebreaker!

 

[MilfordHusky]

Pitt signs a kicker with the unfortunate last name of ‘Blewitt’


My personal favorite name was a tough NFL linebacker named Steve Stonebreaker!

Hopefully pronounced "Blee-witt." Or "Smith."

 

[Vowelguy]

Hopefully pronounced "Blee-witt." Or "Smith."

Not as bad Bill Hechoked, Tom Missedagin, or Wayne Cantkick. Particularly unfortunate for Bill as his Dutch ancestors shortened the surname from Hechokedinspiel.

 

[MilfordHusky]

Not as bad Bill Hechoked, Tom Missedagin, or Wayne Cantkick. Particularly unfortunate for Bill as his Dutch ancestors shortened the surname from Hechokedinspiel.

Or Warren Wideleft or Steve Shankzit.

 

[easttexastrash]

His cousin, Barney Butterfingers, was one of my favorite receivers.

 

[jennyo70]

Or a dentist named Dr. Dick. Or his sister, whom I now work with who is married with a different last name: Linda Dick.
Really, who does that to their kids.

 

[easttexastrash]

Former Texas Governor James "Big Jim" Hogg named his only daughter Ima. Now that is cruel. Luckily, she was not a woman of great girth.

I have a friend whose name is Richard Long. Yep, you got it. Maybe it's not as cruel for a man to have a name like that. He seems to revel in having such a descriptive name.

 

[Phil]

My former next door neighbor, Dr. Carver, was the CT medical examiner.

 

[easttexastrash]

I went to school with a girl named Tana Screws. No matter what her first name was she was doomed for years of cruel comments. I hope she got married. If she did, I wonder if she chose to hyphenate her name.

 

[MilfordHusky]

My former next door neighbor, Dr. Carver, was the CT medical examiner.

He was a real cut-up!

 

[easttexastrash]

He was a real cut-up!

I hear that he was quite a tennis player with a great slice backhand and serve.