OT: Need a laugh?

[HuskyNan]

I know this is OT but it's hysterical.

Read the product description of this item on Amazon, then read the reviews.

 

[HiDribble]

Very funny.

 

[trisailin]

How odd...I thought only the Boneyard was a place for creatively wasting time!!!

 

[TDiNozzo]

Can't believe there are 3445 reviews for this....

 

[Adesmar123]

I would rate this product as just okay. It's kind of cheaply made. But it works better than the hammer I've been using to slice my bananas.

 

[huskybill]

I know this is OT but it's hysterical.

Read the product description of this item on Amazon, then read the reviews.

Nan, I always wondered what your paying job was.

 

[Icebear]

That has been circulating on Facebook for awhile. George Takei resurrected it today. Really, really funny reviews.

 

[Rayvin56]

Love the photo of the unsliced banana in the bowl of cereal--needs a caption "Don't let this happen to YOU!"

 

[CTyankee]

I would be suspicious of anyone named Hutzler... Zounds like a big Huzzle to me...

 

[Rayvin56]

Just started reading the reviews as you suggested, Nan--I've only gotten to the 5th one and I'm laughing uncontrollably...must stop reading...just one more...I'm in tears...

 

[vtcwbuff]

I taught my kids early on to eat their bananas "monkey style." Now I find out that not only did I save time by not having to slice but I also saved $3.99 on a banana slicer.

 

[pinotbear]

Can't believe there are 3445 reviews for this....

just as amazing, this is model 571. I can't believe there are 570 previous models that didn't make it past beta testing.

 

[ThisJustIn]

Just wait until the banana slugs get ahold of it!

 

[Bestiarius]

I don't see why people like bananas so much. Once you get rid of the bone, there's not much left to eat.

 

[meyers7]

Just started reading the reviews as you suggested, Nan--I've only gotten to the 5th one and I'm laughing uncontrollably...must stop reading...just one more...I'm in tears...

I'm crying with you.

 

[UConnChapette]

OMG! I started reading the reviews, which had me giggling. THEN I looked at the customer photos. My 24 year old came running to find out if I was okay, he thought I was crying. Which, interestingly enough, I was. I tried to explain it to him but couldn't stop laughing, so I just showed him the pictures. Then the both of us were laughing hysterically. That was the best literally laugh out loud moment I have had in a while. Thanks!

 

[Icebear]

There's an automated model called the Bobbit.

 

[pinotbear]

There's an automated model called the Bobbit.

..which inspired Kenny Rogers to write a follow-up to his hit "Ruby". His second song is "Lorena, don't take my love to town."

 

[Rayvin56]

..which inspired Kenny Rogers to write a follow-up to his hit "Ruby". His second song is "Lorena, don't take my love to town."

Ha, pinotbear, now that's funny...except to Wayne Bobbit, of course...

 

[Zorro]

I don't see why people like bananas so much. Once you get rid of the bone, there's not much left to eat.

Yeah. I think it was Artemus Ward who pointed out that the banana was mostly all cob, and the rest was kind of stringy and bitter. He was unimpressed.

 

[Zorro]

I am really glad to see that the Hutzler folks have come out with the 571B. I have a 571A, which I have found somewhat tricky to use, due to a serious design flaw, the blades being mounted horizontally rather than vertically. The 571B is a great step forward. Kudos to Hutzler.