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How odd...I thought only the Boneyard was a place for creatively wasting time!!!
 
I would rate this product as just okay. It's kind of cheaply made. But it works better than the hammer I've been using to slice my bananas.
 
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That has been circulating on Facebook for awhile. George Takei resurrected it today. Really, really funny reviews.
 
Love the photo of the unsliced banana in the bowl of cereal--needs a caption "Don't let this happen to YOU!"
 
I would be suspicious of anyone named Hutzler... Zounds like a big Huzzle to me...
 
I taught my kids early on to eat their bananas "monkey style." Now I find out that not only did I save time by not having to slice but I also saved $3.99 on a banana slicer.
 
TDiNozzo said:
Can't believe there are 3445 reviews for this....:D
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just as amazing, this is model 571. I can't believe there are 570 previous models that didn't make it past beta testing.:eek:
 
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Rayvin56 said:
Just started reading the reviews as you suggested, Nan--I've only gotten to the 5th one and I'm laughing uncontrollably...must stop reading...just one more...I'm in tears...
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I'm crying with you. :D
 
OMG! I started reading the reviews, which had me giggling. THEN I looked at the customer photos. My 24 year old came running to find out if I was okay, he thought I was crying. Which, interestingly enough, I was. I tried to explain it to him but couldn't stop laughing, so I just showed him the pictures. Then the both of us were laughing hysterically. That was the best literally laugh out loud moment I have had in a while. Thanks!
 
There's an automated model called the Bobbit.
 
Icebear said:
There's an automated model called the Bobbit.
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..which inspired Kenny Rogers to write a follow-up to his hit "Ruby". His second song is "Lorena, don't take my love to town."
 
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pinotbear said:
..which inspired Kenny Rogers to write a follow-up to his hit "Ruby". His second song is "Lorena, don't take my love to town."
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Ha, pinotbear, now that's funny...except to Wayne Bobbit, of course...
 
Bestiarius said:
I don't see why people like bananas so much. Once you get rid of the bone, there's not much left to eat.:)
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Yeah. I think it was Artemus Ward who pointed out that the banana was mostly all cob, and the rest was kind of stringy and bitter. He was unimpressed.
 
I am really glad to see that the Hutzler folks have come out with the 571B. I have a 571A, which I have found somewhat tricky to use, due to a serious design flaw, the blades being mounted horizontally rather than vertically. The 571B is a great step forward. Kudos to Hutzler.
 
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