Back in 2000, me and my younger brother took our older brother to a strip joint on the West Side in Stamford for his 50th birthday. We bought him a lap dance by a girl who looked like Demi Moore circa "About Last Night..." with larger natural boobies.
There was not a single physical flaw on this woman and zero that suggested "stripper". Absolutely Playboy centerfold material. And holy crap, could she dance.
I feel shortchanged reading this thread. Obviously I haven't met the right female celebrities. The ones I have met all looked too "made up" for me. I have seen a few male celebrities where I've thought to myself, "If I were a woman, I'd do that guy right here, right now."