OT: Lacrosse fight | The Boneyard

OT: Lacrosse fight

Status
Not open for further replies.

Fishy

Elite Premium Poster
Joined
Aug 24, 2011
Messages
18,922
Reaction Score
140,364
I noticed that the Summit League quarterfinal was tied at 82 with 30 seconds left, so I figured that ESPN would have the game on one of its 37 channels.

No dice. I found Hoop Dreams on one, bass fishing on another and lacrosse on yet another.

Just as I tuned in, Johns Hopkins and Princeton were 'fighting'.

I swear that it looked like a scene out of "The Outsiders" except instead of Soc's vs greasers, it was two sets of Soc's. And instead of fighting, they were pretending to fight. And by pretending to fight, I mean sorta dancing in place and yelling "Wooo!" at the top of their lungs while waiting anxiously for the refs to arrive to prevent further dancing and woo-yelling.

The announcers were hollering that the refs had to get there to break it up before it got ugly, but in reality, I've seen more ill-intent in the line at Starbucks. It was perhaps the funniest and least violent thing I've seen since I saw some "foxy boxing" at a bachelor party about ten years ago.
 
They probably didn't want to mess up each other's hair.
 
They probably realized that even though their dad's a doctor, the other guy's dad is probably a lawyer.
 
Sounds line 2 minutes of watching the Winklevoss twins get upset at one another for losing the others cuff link at the last mixer.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.

Online statistics

Members online
22
Guests online
772
Total visitors
794

Forum statistics

Threads
164,028
Messages
4,378,967
Members
10,172
Latest member
ctfb19382


.
..
Top Bottom