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OT: Ketchup and Turkey help needed

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Dove said:
@August_West just visited the office here and man, did he look beat down. He started talking and I laid on a "Shut up! And eat that mojo sammich, you commie!" Not even a smile.

The man has seriously felt the -banging of a mojo-sized Rudy Galindo.

There are home-made ketchup recipes out there...

Hippie ketchup
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prankster said:
So many of your posts these days sound like whining!

Shut up and eat the Mojo sandwich, commie!
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You try wearing the burden of the fate of UConn nation on your shoulders for a couple days. It is NOT light duty work. I said I was getting worn down earlier. Apparently Dove has noticed the effects.
..............but It doesnt matter. If UConn can go 4 OT's and keep fresh legs to decimate opponents in subsequent days, the least I can do is put the same effort in to carrying this load.

We will win so much we will be tired of winning. But even with that fatigue we will win some more. It will be so great.
 
Little known fact for the newbies. Dove was one of the original "Dukie 5" who picked Duke over UConn in 1999 and started this whole mess. You should have throatpunched him while you were there for good measure.
 
August_West said:
You try wearing the burden of the fate of UConn nation on your shoulders for a couple days. It is NOT light duty work. I said I was getting worn down earlier. Apparently Dove has noticed the effects.
....but It doesnt matter. If UConn can go 4 OT's and keep fresh legs to decimate opponents in subsequent days, the least I can do is put the same effort in to carrying this load.

We will win so much we will be tired of winning. But even with that fatigue we will win some more. It will be so great.
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Shut up and eat the Mojo sandwich, commie!

That said, I am proud of you for going all-in on this.
 
Shut up and eat the Mojo sandwich, commie!

Halt die Klappe und essen die Mojo -Sandwich, commie !

Tais-toi et mange le sandwich Mojo , coco !

Zitto e mangia il panino Mojo , comunista !

Σκάσε και να φάει το σάντουιτς Mojo , κομμουνιστή !

Заткнись и съесть бутерброд Mojo , Commie !

闭嘴，吃三明治魔，共匪

、共産党員を黙ってモジョサンドイッチを食べます！

चुप रहो और मोजो सैंडविच खाने के लिए, मंडल ओह !
 
8893 said:
I would say that he was reformed by it, and we have all been better off for it.
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"Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie"

That's what you should do!
 
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August_West said:
You try wearing the burden of the fate of UConn nation on your shoulders for a couple days. It is NOT light duty work.
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A mere 2 years back....if you will recall.

And I bore my sentence without all the whining.

Now, Shut up and eat the Mojo sandwich, commie!

(And quitcherbitchin)
 
prankster said:
Sorry!

I thought I was replying to this one




But, certainly you can feel free to eat a Mojo sandwich, if you would like, as well!
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No worries.

And turkey burger drowned in ketchup is one of my favorite meals. Same with turkey meatloaf.
 
We know the hardship of the sentence. But you should be praising the people who pushed it on you. It's an honor to be presented to the mojo gods.

You whine more than the virgins who were sacrificed. Stop whining and.......
 
Deepster said:
Little known fact for the newbies. Dove was one of the original "Dukie 5" who picked Duke over UConn in 1999 and started this whole mess. You should have throatpunched him while you were there for good measure.
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For turkey, you want some sort of peppercorn glazed stuff. Or go for a carved turkey right off the bird. Stay away from the plain roasted and all prepocessed junk if you can.

As for ketchup, seriously who puts ketchup on turkey, I'd bend the rules and find a store that sells Ballymaloe Country Relish. It's ketchup, but seasoned so that it doesn't taste like the big red bottle ketchup. It might actually taste good on turkey, but heck if I'm gonna try it.

Edit: I just checked the Ballymaloe website and they have a recipe for a roast beef sandwich with country relish, so turkey should be no problem.
 
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Deepster said:
Little known fact for the newbies. Dove was one of the original "Dukie 5" who picked Duke over UConn in 1999 and started this whole mess. You should have throatpunched him while you were there for good measure.
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There are state cops in his office building. Otherwise of course I would've.
 
History project for school
mojo.png
 
housekeys said:
共産党員を黙ってモジョサンドイッチを食べます！
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Let's make this a bit more natural.

うるさい、モジョサンドイッチを食べなさい、共産党員！
 
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Thinking shopping trip starts ( and how good mojo is this ?!) ............


20 minutes . Leaving Essex for saybrook now
 
GUjuxef.jpg


Starting now. You'll want your audio on. Looks like bandwidth here is a little crappy . Hope it works
 
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You can watch it now on the archived periscope,

Pretty boring but if you scroll to the end when I'm at the deli counter there is pure gold.

After I confused then with Mojo turkey I then asked for jerk turkey :

Counter guy: jerk turkey?
Me: yeah in honor of deepster
Counter guy with frightened look on his face : " I'll check"
 
I'm hearing some rumblings about a ground turkey burger??? Next thing you know it's going to be on a bed of lettuce with one drop of ketchup, a bunch of spices, and some kind of flakey bread I can't pronounce. Then the commie will have pulled one over on us and @ss banged the mojo. I would like to suggest some mojo sandwich rules :-)
Three ingredients only:
1) white wonder bread
2) sliced deli turkey (piled high)
3) at least two tablespoons of Heinz ketchup.
 
August_West said:
You can watch it now on the archived periscope,

Pretty boring but if you scroll to the end when I'm at the deli counter there is pure gold.

After I confused then with Mojo turkey I then asked for jerk turkey :

Counter guy: jerk turkey?
Me: yeah in honor of deepster
Counter guy with frightened look on his face : " I'll check"
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"Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie!"
 
August_West said:
I just asked for mojo turkey at the deli
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Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie.

That was it... oh well good test run. Oh and, really? Who gets a carriage to order a pound of turkey cold cuts?
 
CL82 said:
Shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie.

That was it... oh well good test run. Oh and, really? Who gets a carriage to order a pound of turkey cold cuts?
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Ketchup, ground turkey , turkey tenderloin, turkey sausage slider rolls , pickles
 
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