OT: Ketchup and Turkey help needed

[CL82]

Ah okay, so shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie.

Wait, you had to buy ketchup? Who doesn't have ketchup?! Oh we hanged the right guy!

I can feel the mojo building.... Power up Donald!

 

[tcf15]

Ketchup, ground turkey , turkey tenderloin, turkey sausage slider rolls , pickles

 

[tzznandrew]

What did I just see...

 

[CL82]

Took a while to like this as I was laughing so hard I couldn't click like.

I was wondering when you'd show up @tcf15 .... and so it begins.

 

[Penfield]

Best part of the periscope stream IMHO

 

[Deepster]

Ahhhhhhhhh, this is the Boneyard in March and these are my people.

 

[Deepster]

You can watch it now on the archived periscope,

Pretty boring but if you scroll to the end when I'm at the deli counter there is pure gold.

After I confused then with Mojo turkey I then asked for jerk turkey :

Counter guy: jerk turkey?
Me: yeah in honor of deepster
Counter guy with frightened look on his face : " I'll check"

If I were there, I'd push that idiot away from his slicer, I'd slice up a pound of turkey, douse it in ketchup and smash it in both of your faces. #TrumpStyle

 

[TRest]

Ketchup, ground turkey , turkey tenderloin, turkey sausage slider rolls , pickles

Case O' Rolling Rock

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Ketchup, ground turkey , turkey tenderloin, turkey sausage slider rolls , pickles

This is so bogus.

The original screed against turkey wasn't referring to anything close to ground turkey, turkey sausages, or any other way of making turkey palatable, especially to someone who finds it dry, flavorless, and otherwise offensive. Even deli turkey is usually pumped full of 'juices,' many of them unpronounceable, in an effort to liven things up.

You have look a little more closely (you know, actually care), but there are delis and restaurants that 'brag' about 'roasting their own' turkeys, if you don't want to do your own cooking. And yes, those are indeed the guys you want looking you in the eye when you say you're going to be putting ketchup on it. Anything else is a sham, as would be any version of ketchup that claims "it's so good you won't believe it's ketchup," or such. How does anybody not get this? This is the mojo!

It's not too late, and the stakes are high. Get the proper ingredients, and then shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, commie, not some little Marco version.

 

[CL82]

@August_West

 

[Rocktheworld]

 

[NotADimeBack]

Shut up, meg.

yay the ketchup n turkey is back

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Woodbridge’s Amity Meat Center transforms into the ‘Meating Place’

Alan Rice and sister Judy Rice Panagrossi, co-owners of Amity Meat Center on Lucy Street in Woodbridge. Peter Hvizdak — New Haven Register
By Pam McLoughlin, New Haven Register

WOODBRIDGE >> Amity Meat Center has doubled its size after eight weeks of construction, but customers say not a morsel of charm or deliciousness was lost in the expansion.

“All the food here is the best and the help is the greatest,” said longtime customer Jane Tendler of Woodbridge.

Tendler said the tuna salad is “phenomenal” and her son in New York must have the store-baked turkey breast every time he comes to visit.

 

[August_West]

 

[ctchamps]

 

[prankster]

 

[CTMike]

I get the feeling @August_West that you just kind of dipped your toes in to the ketchup and turkey waters instead of diving head first... Let's see you step up your game and roast a damn turkey for Saturday!! (Or fry, that's delicious too)

 

[FfldCntyFan]

 

[August_West]

I get the feeling @August_West that you just kind of dipped your toes in to the ketchup and turkey waters instead of diving head first... Let's see you step up your game and roast a damn turkey for Saturday!! (Or fry, that's delicious too)

Gonna pull the big green egg out of garage tomorrow and smoke a whole bird.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Gonna pull the big green egg out of garage tomorrow and smoke a whole bird.

 

[CTMike]

Gonna pull the big green egg out of garage tomorrow and smoke a whole bird.

Now we're cooking with smoke! Smoke that bird, slice it up nice, slap it in between a couple of slices of Wonder with ketchup squirtin out the side and SHUT UP AND EAT THE MOJO SANDWICH, COMMIE!

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Gonna pull the big green egg out of garage tomorrow and smoke a whole bird.

T-H-I-S, finally

And, yes, I'll thank you to shut up and eat the mojo sandwich, Commie.

 

[8893]

Gonna pull the big green egg out of garage tomorrow and smoke a whole bird.

I may have to find a way to swing by and grab a hunk of Mojo bird, for my own personal sacrifice.