OT: JJ Redick lost mind when Rashad hacked his arm and now he doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

[upstater]

J.J. Redick admits to Kyrie Irving he might not believe in dinosaurs (and knew this would be a headline)

 

[beakumhawks]

JJ is an idiot. Here's the proof

 

[crazyUCfan23]

JJ demonstrating how hard he worked for that duke degree

 

[Thirty Three]

This is one of the great thread titles in Boneyard history. Bravo.

And the replies so far - grade A.

 

[formerlurker]

 

[huskypantz]

I follow nat geo and the comment section every time there's an article on a new fossil find are priceless.

 

[beakumhawks]

Dinosaurs are definitely real. I saw this documentary where this guy took dinosaur DNA that had been found in fossilized mosquitoes and made a whole dinosaur park that people could visit. It did not turn out well though, as the dinosaurs ran amuck and killed a bunch of folks. I think the documentary was called "Killer Dinosaurs Running Amuck and Killing Lots of People" or something like that.

 

[Kenny11]

Not surprising. JJ could never be an archeologist...since he can’t handle the rock.

No?

Anyone?

Whatever Just give me a like

 

[the Q]

Great D on an out of control player.

 

[Kitaman]

He just needs to spend a day with my wife seeing her knowledge of technology. He will become a believer.

Hell, it took me 10 years to take away her checkbook. And don't get me started on how long it took to get her to do direct deposit. That's the simple stuff. Our 15 year ole microwave has only 3 buttons (start, minutes, stop) she is obvious to the other 12 buttons. I usually buy the best appliances for her too.

I might as well have married a blond, although she is very pretty and smart (Master's Degree).

I'll stop there because I'm getting frustrated while typing.

 

[VAHuskyFan]

My favorite line from Reddick in that article is when he is explaining the basis for his dinosaur skepticism, and he starts out with: “I’ve come across some weird websites in my Google searches.”

That sentence is absolutely perfect! We’re one sentence in to his argument and the train has already gone completely off the rails. I can’t think of a more effective way to eviscerate your own credibility in just 10 words.

Let’s say you’re at your doctor’s office. . .

YOU: So doc, I’ve got this cough that doesn’t seem to be going away. What do you think?

DOCTOR: Well, I’ve come across some weird websites in my Google searches. . . .

You’re not waiting around to hear any more. You’re already out the door. Or let’s put that sentence in a courtroom context:

JUDGE: Counselor, what is the legal authority for your argument that your client had no duty of care to the plaintiff?

LAWYER: Well, your honor, I’ve come across some weird websites in my Google searches . . .

That lawyer is getting hit with a contempt charge!

The fact that the sentence is the opening salvo in an argument that dinosaurs aren’t real is just the icing on the cake.

 

[Jaker]

Is he a bible thumper? They usually don't believe in science and evolution.

 

[upstater]

What I don't get: doesn't he have any friends who could've said to him, "Why would they have looked for fossils, if they didn't even know what they were?"

 

[Walker11]

Is he a bible thumper? They usually don't believe in science and evolution.

Yes he is. Dumb ass religious people, continued.

In a discussion where Kyrie reveals that he became a flat earther due to information he ascertained on Instagram, JJ makes the most absurd statement.

 

[jleves]

The real reason dinosaurs become extinct.....

 

[RichZ]

He just needs to spend a day with my wife seeing her knowledge of technology. He will become a believer.

Hell, it took me 10 years to take away her checkbook. And don't get me started on how long it took to get her to do direct deposit. That's the simple stuff. Our 15 year ole microwave has only 3 buttons (start, minutes, stop) she is obvious to the other 12 buttons. I usually buy the best appliances for her too.

I might as well have married a blond, although she is very pretty and smart (Master's Degree).

I'll stop there because I'm getting frustrated while typing.

I guess my wife has more sisters than I knew about. If there are buttons and a display, she doesn't know how to use it and won't learn.

 

[joober jones]

How could he not believe in dinosaurs? He's played against Chris Bosh.

 

[joober jones]

Yes he is. Dumb ass religious people, continued.

In a discussion where Kyrie reveals that he became a flat earther due to information he ascertained on Instagram, JJ makes the most absurd statement.

Not all of us who have faith believe such bizarre things.

 

[WestHartHusk]

This is what happens when you go to Christian school.

 

[formerlurker]

He just needs to spend a day with my wife seeing her knowledge of technology. He will become a believer.

Hell, it took me 10 years to take away her checkbook. And don't get me started on how long it took to get her to do direct deposit. That's the simple stuff. Our 15 year ole microwave has only 3 buttons (start, minutes, stop) she is obvious to the other 12 buttons. I usually buy the best appliances for her too.

I might as well have married a blond, although she is very pretty and smart (Master's Degree).

I'll stop there because I'm getting frustrated while typing.

I've been frustrated so long your post was like a Penthouse forum story until you f^ng ruined it.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

How could he not believe in dinosaurs? He's played against Chris Bosh.

Mofo post of the decade

 

[Huskies4ever]

J.J. Redick admits to Kyrie Irving he might not believe in dinosaurs (and knew this would be a headline)

These two have a college education?

 

[beakumhawks]

The only dinosaur J.J. believes in

 

[August_West]

Dinosaurs are definitely real. I saw this documentary where this guy took dinosaur DNA that had been found in fossilized mosquitoes and made a whole dinosaur park that people could visit. It did not turn out well though, as the dinosaurs ran amuck and killed a bunch of folks. I think the documentary was called "Killer Dinosaurs Running Amuck and Killing Lots of People" or something like that.

Clever girl

 

[Peacefrog]

It’s like listening to The Science Hour with Beavis and Butthead