Dove
Part of the 2%, but 100% wood.
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- Aug 26, 2011
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My furnace died in the middle of the night yesterday.
Had to take day off work and furnace guy said he would be there between 10-2 .
he showed at 430. By the time he showed the thermostat was reading 42 degrees in the house. Good times.
In all serious I always drop the name "Fishy" and I'll be damned if I don't get what I want/need.
3 years ago this happened...
Dove: "Hi, I need a service tech guy to come see my furnace. There is a vibration that is loud and it sounds like it might blow up".
Chick on phone: "Do you have a contract with us, sir?"
Dove: "No. I just looked you up in the Yellow Book."
Chick on Phone: "You need a contract with us. Would you like to pay by credit card?"
Dove: "ummm...I'm Fishy?"
[3 seconds later a knock on door. Dog barks loudly at door]
Dove: "Oh, your guy is here! Thanks."
Chick on Phone: "You're welcome, sir."
But the best time ever was 13 years ago. I was at an an awards ceremony where I was up for a cash prize for raising money for a charity. I knew I was not the top collector, tho, even tho I worked my off...
MC: "And the top donation collector for the 2004 American Cancer Society's "Cancer Sucks Fundraiser' and winner of the $1,000 cash prize is Melanie..."
Dove: [from 110 feet away and way off to the side of the banquet room] I'M FISHY!!!!!!"
MC: "...I'm sorry everyone. I made a mistake. The winner is Fishy!!!!"
So, folks, if you find yourself angry at the world you need to change your outlook by living life as Fishy.