OT Greatest Single Lines From Movies

[nwhoopfan]

Pretty much this entire movie was quotable when I was a youngin'.

"Like I told my last wife, I says 'Honey I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes.'"

 

[8893]

"When the legend becomes fact, print the legend."

 

[nwhoopfan]

Another infinitely quotable movie. "Inconceivable!"

 

[nwhoopfan]

"I feel the need, the need for speed."

 

[ClifSpliffy]

'candlesticks always make a nice gift.'
'Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know.'
'always protect the mcnuggets.'
'up yours, jobu'
'you're gonna eat lightning and crap thunder!'
'if you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.'

no movie expert here, but i do like the sports movies.
i think that if you look in the brittanica under 'sports movie quotes' it says 'caddyshack, forget the rest.' lol.
gunga, galunga, ... gunga, gunga, galunga...

 

[8893]

"I'll have what she's having."

 

[8893]

"Sell crazy some place else. We’re all stocked up here."

 

[64Zcode]

"I ain't nobody, dork."

 

[Aluminny69]

Kudos to anyone who gets this. From one of my favorite movies.

"You just can't stay seventeen forever."

Very ironic, since the famous actor playing the 17 year old, was 26 years old at the time. (Evidently, you could play 17 for at least nine years.)

So, who's got the details?

 

[64Zcode]

"I thought you'd be bigger"

 

[Centerstream]

"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?"

 

[f1f1ferrari]

Pretty much this entire movie was quotable when I was a youngin'.

"Like I told my last wife, I says 'Honey I never drive faster than I can see. Besides that, it's all in the reflexes.'"

I could use a ride in the Porkchop Express...

 

[ClifSpliffy]

'the price is WRONG, b...h!'
'looks like i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.'
'you got served.'

 

[8893]

"Provo, Spain?"

 

[64Zcode]

"I need Japanese steel."

 

[8893]

"Sergeant, does this mean we're through for the day?"

 

[Aluminny69]

"I thought you'd be bigger"

"That's what she said!" Steve Carell as Michael Scott, The Office

Actually, this works for several of the lines listed here. Try it.

 

[Beemer]

"We're on a mission from God".

 

[CajunHusky]

“It’s just that it’s fearsome for a man to have a woman start thinking right in front of him. It always leads to trouble.”

 

[Hoops66]

"By the authority vested in me by Kaiser Wilhelm II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution."

 

[SVCBeercats]

Kudos to anyone who gets this. From one of my favorite movies.

"You just can't stay seventeen forever."

Very ironic, since the famous actor playing the 17 year old, was 26 years old at the time. (Evidently, you could play 17 for at least nine years.)

So, who's got the details?

Anerican Graffiti - Steve to Curt

 

[Beemer]

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"

 

[Beemer]

" I hate those guys"

 

[ClifSpliffy]

'i'd like to join you, but i have class tonight.'
'why don't you call me sometime when you have no class?'

 

[SVCBeercats]

Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

 

[SVCBeercats]

You talking to me?

 

[SVCBeercats]

I was going to make espresso.

 

[SVCBeercats]

Here's looking at you, kid.

 

[SVCBeercats]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

 

[SVCBeercats]

E.T. phone home.