OT Greatest Single Lines From Movies

[8893]

"Sergeant, does this mean we're through for the day?"

 

[Aluminny69]

"I thought you'd be bigger"

"That's what she said!" Steve Carell as Michael Scott, The Office

Actually, this works for several of the lines listed here. Try it.

 

[Beemer]

"We're on a mission from God".

 

[Hoops66]

"By the authority vested in me by Kaiser Wilhelm II, I pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution."

 

[SVCBeercats]

Kudos to anyone who gets this. From one of my favorite movies.

"You just can't stay seventeen forever."

Very ironic, since the famous actor playing the 17 year old, was 26 years old at the time. (Evidently, you could play 17 for at least nine years.)

So, who's got the details?

Anerican Graffiti - Steve to Curt

 

[Beemer]

"Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son"

 

[Beemer]

" I hate those guys"

 

[ClifSpliffy]

'i'd like to join you, but i have class tonight.'
'why don't you call me sometime when you have no class?'

 

[SVCBeercats]

Toto, I have a feeling we're not in Kansas anymore.

 

[SVCBeercats]

You talking to me?

 

[SVCBeercats]

I was going to make espresso.

 

[SVCBeercats]

Here's looking at you, kid.

 

[SVCBeercats]

I love the smell of napalm in the morning

 

[SVCBeercats]

E.T. phone home.

 

[Sifaka]

“Show me wax on wax off.”

 

[64Zcode]

"W******s, come out to play-yah"

 

[nwhoopfan]

"So long and thanks for all the fish."

 

[Monte]

"My team is on the floor."

 

[8893]

"I am your father."

 

[Conndog]

"Well, nobody's perfect"

hint- old comedy

 

[64Zcode]

"I do wish we could chat longer, but I'm having an old friend for dinner. Bye."

 

[8893]

"Alright, fellas. Let's go and say a prayer for a boy who couldn't run as fast as I could."

 

[Aluminny69]

From a controversial movie of the seventies

"I bet you can squeal like a pig. Weeeeeeee!"

 

[64Zcode]

"You're good, kid, but as long as I'm around, you're only second best."