OT - Garrick Sherman Former MSU/ND Center Drunk Rant

[lange10]

This dude plays ball overseas in Georgia. His season just ended and he admitted he had a few to celebrate. Going on an all-time rant now about the NCAA and Izzo. Mainly discussing how the NCAA is a joke (we all know this) and how all players smoke.

Follow gsherm11 for some entertainment.

Original tweet that got buzz: @gsherm11: I pissed in a condom and gave it to Durrell summers to pass a drug test. Suck it #NCAA #stillwenttothefinalfour #suckstobeyou

 

[Fishy]

Not sure I would call that "all-time" - pretty much just looks like a drunken idiot set out to prove that he was a drunken idiot.

Pretty sure Izzo tossed him out of Michigan State, no?

 

[lange10]

Alright, maybe I used a bit of hyperbole but I find it pretty comedic.

 

[Fishy]

Alright, maybe I used a bit of hyperbole but I find it pretty comedic.

Come to my house at Thanksgiving.

If you think that's funny, wait until you hear my mom after a bottle of Merlot.

 

[Gringo]

Come to my house at Thanksgiving.

If you think that's funny, wait until you hear my mom after a bottle of Merlot.

Is this an invite for a boneyard thanksgiving at Fishy's house?

 

[Fishy]

Yes.

Just bring your own food.

Occasionally, dinner doesn't quite make it to the table.

 

[RichZ]

Yes.

Just bring your own food.

And your own Mom.

And your own merlot.

 

[UConnNick]

Yes.

Just bring your own food.

Occasionally, dinner doesn't quite make it to the table.

Like the not-quite-a-dinner scene in "A Christmas Story"? You must live next door to the "Bumpus hounds."

 

[Mattyshangs]

Come to my house at Thanksgiving.

If you think that's funny, wait until you hear my mom after a bottle of Merlot.

Dealing with you causes her to drink.

 

[CL82]

I find the image of half the idiots on this board showing up at Fishy's house with, I don't know say Taco Bell and other assorted take out enormously funny.

Mrs. Fishy: So, you actually invited those guys to our house?!
Fishy: Well, um, yeah, I kind of did but I didn't think that...
Mrs. Fishy: What the hell were you thinking?!
Fishy: Um, I made them bring their own food?
Mrs. Fishy: Oh so that makes it a good idea, Honestly John, isn't having your mom here bad enough?
Fishy: Whoa now don't go there...
Fishy's Mom: Is there any more wine?

 

[CTBasketball]

I can't even imagine if we all got together for a holiday dinner. I think we'd have a few fatalities.

 

[Stainmaster]

I can't even imagine if we all got together for a holiday dinner. I think we'd have a few fatalities.

If that ever happens, I'm wearing a bulletproof vest.

 

[CTBasketball]

If that ever happens, I'm wearing a bulletproof vest.

Chap would come running in, foaming at the mouth on bath salts or something - too many terrible outcomes.

 

[Fishy]

I had forgotten, but at one point, a couple of people from the board did come over to the house.

I think the house was still under construction, so perhaps I wasn't as worried about wanton destruction as I might have been.

And we frequently have a Syracuse board poster over to the house on Christmas...we make her sit at the kids' table*!!

(* I have to sit there, too.)