OT: Fighting a parking ticket I never received

[pepband99]

@August_West isn't fibbing on that thermapen - it's been the consistent go-to for Cooks Illustrated (America's Test Kitchen TV source) for years and years now.

@8893 you made a great choice.

everyone else - shut up.

 

[August_West]

Well if your meat ends up undercooked we can proudly proclaim once again the Boneyard gave someone a raw deal.

If he messes up meat with the Lamborghini of meat thermometers Im going to stick that probe in his eye.

 

[8893]

If he messes up meat with the Lamborghini of meat thermometers Im going to stick that probe in his eye.

Just make sure it's the right eye. The left one is the good one.

 

[dennismenace]

No don't. This is a bad idea, especially if it is a female judge. You should refer to the judge as your honor, judge or mam, as in:

"Your honor, this is all bullcrap. I'm telling you judge, I wasn't even there. Look mam, if you cut me a break here, I'm not saying I'll throw some wood your way, but I'm not saying I won't, if you catch my drift."

Good luck.

You could also advise her: And also Mam, if you need your temperature checked I just bought a really great meat thermometer for $100 based on Boneyard advice.

 

[CL82]

You could also advise her: And also Mam, if you need your temperature checked I just bought a really great meat thermometer for $100 based on Boneyard advice.

"I don't want to brag but I got the Lamborghini of meat thermometers... if you know what I mean. Wink, wink."