OT: Emily Noonan

[msgordon]

females dont go on the internet, everyone knows that. too busy in the kitchen

 

[Waquoit]

And I've lived in the South and the girls are so much better at the high end - but there are mass quantities of terrible.

That's only because they major in make-up down there.

 

[ZenConn]

That's only because they major in make-up down there.

Yikes. Freud would have a field day with this ^^^

 

[BigErnMcCracken]

That's only because they major in make-up down there.

Tailgate at an SEC school for an afternoon and then rethink that.

 

[intlzncster]

He should have his name changed to "50 Scent" the way he stared n sniffed down Erin's ass and followed her everywhere after........

Speaking of scent, check out this guy sniff Jack Nicholson at a Lakers game:

 

[John]

Don't see the fascination for her myself, but she seems pleasant enough.

have you seen her legs? They go for miles. And miles. And miles.

 

[Waquoit]

Tailgate at an SEC school for an afternoon and then rethink that.

I have.

 

[John]

Tailgate at an SEC school for an afternoon and then rethink that.

Three Words My Friend:

Honey
Boo
Boo

 

[Fishy]

While we're making generalizations without any basis in reality - exactly eight minutes after the average SEC coed graduates, she puts on 87 pounds that she retains for the rest of her life.

 

[alexrgct]

There are a lot of hot women in the South. And in the Northeast. Life is good everywhere. I have no complaints up here after spending the previous 17 years in Texas and Atlanta. And had no complaints down there either. Yes, obesity is a major issue in the South, and yes, there are some amazing women just the same.

On the topic of Emily Noonan, I find her adorable but vapid. All things considered, however, I'll go for that over the little kids trying to put on oversized jerseys and shoes seeing who can get a layup quicker.

 

[Waquoit]

On the topic of Emily Noonan, I find her adorable but vapid. .

Vapid? That's not true. It's pretty clear she has a brain.

 

[prankster]

While we're making generalizations without any basis in reality - exactly eight minutes after the average SEC coed graduates, she puts on 87 pounds that she retains for the rest of her life.

They need to post a time lapse video of those 8 minutes on YouTube.

 

[intlzncster]

While we're making generalizations without any basis in reality - exactly eight minutes after the average SEC coed graduates, she puts on 87 pounds that she retains for the rest of her life.

Depends on University. UTexas and Vandy grads do alright (and are smoking). Ole Miss, Alabama, et al....not so much. Fat city.

 

[HooperScooper]

Depends on University. UTexas and Vandy grads do alright (and are smoking). Ole Miss, Alabama, et al....not so much. Fat city.

Funny you say that. Friends of ours both went to the University of Alabama (she's from there but he's not) and moved up here shortly after graduation. She's very thin and he jokes that he got her out of Alabama because if they had stayed she would have gotten fat like everyone else down there. He jokes the women down there are good looking and thin until about their early 20's then most get fat.

 

[BigErnMcCracken]

It's a class thing.

 

[intlzncster]

It's a class thing.

And the soul food. Fried Chicken, Fried Okra, Chitlins, Chicken Fried steak.....

 

[BigErnMcCracken]

And the soul food. Fried Chicken, Fried Okra, Chitlins, Chicken Fried steak.....

I dated a girl from Vanderbilt for several years when I lived in DC. Her social circle consisted of girls from Vandy and other SEC schools. I don't think I saw a single one of them eat a chicken fried steak or chitlins in the 4 years we were together. I don't think your typical southern debutante indulges in a lot of soul food.

 

[intlzncster]

I dated a girl from Vanderbilt for several years when I lived in DC. Her social circle consisted of girls from Vandy and other SEC schools. I don't think I saw a single one of them eat a chicken fried steak or chitlins in the 4 years we were together. I don't think your
typical southern debutante indulges in a lot of soul food.

I'd wholeheartedly agree. I am a Vanderbilt Alumnus myself. Anorexia and Bulimia were more of a problem than weight gain. I was speaking about the Super Southern schools. Bama, Ole Miss, SMU, etc.

There was an amazing soul food joint in Nashville (hood section) called 'Sweats' that opened up on Sundays after Church. My group of 4 or 5 friends went there every Sunday. We were one of only two groups of all white guys from Vanderbilt that ever showed up there.

 

[AJC88]

On the topic of Emily Noonan, I find her adorable but vapid. All things considered, however, I'll go for that over the little kids trying to put on oversized jerseys and shoes seeing who can get a layup quicker.

start gambling on which kid wins. We generally bet $10 every game when the kids come out. Adds a little excitement.
Be prepared for some disgusted looks from people when you find yourself calling a 5 year old a chump because he cant put on a pair of shorts.

 

[prankster]

Found the thread:

http://www.the-boneyard.com/threads/cameraman-had-a-thing-for-the-female-fan.34181/

 

[UChusky916]

...
brb

 

[hungry husky]

Tailgate at an SEC school for an afternoon and then rethink that.

+1. Gator grad.

 

[hungry husky]

 

[CL82]

See now this is an off-season thread.

 

[intlzncster]

And the new tagline for that guy (underneath that gif of magnificent ) is:

"ohhhh....I did it in my pants." [again, with Homer Simpson voice]

 

[John]