OT could a silver back gorilla play football

[John]

Ask the SEC

or a conference call with UNC and Free Shoes U.

 

[Scoe]

1.) God, we REALLLLLYYY need this season to start.
2.) The gorilla would kill people on the football field. Think about it, all these big dudes, in pads and helmets showing agression... It would be a bloodbath.
3.) I wonder if the gorilla would "greyshirt" his freshmen season?

The Gorilla wouldn't even need pads and a helmet.

 

[Scoe]

Hey guys let's get an Orangutan on the bball team. You can't teach length, after all. But you can probably teach an animal to play an organized team sport because, hey, at least it's a monkey.

Would it take the stairs or the trees.

 

[Nostical]

Without suggesting anything untoward by the posters, I'd respectfully suggest that this thread is starting to tread on uncomfortable ground.

 

[weyuo]

Without suggesting anything untoward by the posters, I'd respectfully suggest that this thread is starting to tread on uncomfortable ground.

Why? Are you an SEC apologist?

 

[Nostical]

Why?

You know why.

 

[weyuo]

You know why.

I do know why but couldn't resist taking a shot at the cheaters in the SEC

 

[weyuo]

It isn't like every school should hold admissions standards the same as the Ivy League but come on NCAA, set a threshold for eligibility to play intercollegiate sports that coincides with earning a REAL college degree in four(not 2, not 5) years and hold all(Bowl Eligible and/or playoff eligible regardless of Div I, II, or III) schools equally accountable.

 

[Fishy]

If I could somehow teach a gorilla to run with the football and then have 11 other gorillas learn to play defense, I will win every game from now until the end of time.

My gorilla back will run the ball about five times a game which is all he'd need for a 300-yd rushing day and five touchdowns.

All 11 of my defenders would weigh 400 pounds and top out at 25 mph.

Good luck with your fancy offenses when my defense is throwing dismembered limbs over the press box.

 

[Dove]

 

[freescooter]

I say no. If Louisville hasn't enrolled one yet it can't be done.

 

[Scoe]

Come on this guy rushing the QB