OT: Charlotte Veitner

[QDOG5]

People, don't put your puns in boldface. Puns are meant to be earned. Can we all agree with this compact? If we all make this small cosmetic change we can really polish this thread up.

 

[CL82]

She's from Germany, but I hear she likes to spend her time in Avon.

Great offensive player. It was tough to cover (that) girl.

(Okay the well's just about dry for me obviously.)

 

[Walker11]

People, don't put your puns in boldface. Puns are meant to be earned. Can we all agree with this compact? If we all make this small cosmetic change we can really polish this thread up.

Seeing all these people bold their puns made me lose faith in humanity for a split second. Thank you for being a voice of reason.

 

[dennismenace]

I suppose we couldn't go easy on the most successful athlete on campus for such a heinous crime. But if course it's UConn so I hope she can learn from this mistake and bounce back a little wiser and more determined, if that's possible. If you're gonna steal in this country the better career path is to borrow millions, stiff your contractors and claim bankruptcy. Who knows where you might end up?

Maybe at Bank America

Bank of America Hires Law Firm to Help Probe $292 Million Loss

 

[UConnNick]

I have no doubt that this transgression will give Emmert all the ammunition he needs to apply the death penalty to our FH program...at least two years, like SMU football got. He'll scour the NCAA rule book looking for some obscure, inapplicable rule to justify it. No longer will he tolerate us terrorizing the Big East Conference and the rest of the country with our FH juggernaut, led by 'ringers' from foreign countries. He'll put a stop to this once and for all.

 

[TRest]

Puns are the lowest form of humor.

 

[nomar]

Puns are the lowest form of humor.

A saying as old as it is stupid.

Two and a Half Men is the lowest form of humor.

 

[ZenConn]

Nothing to say. I am just a casual field hockey fan.

 

[Alum86]

When you're using this much makeup, I guess it makes sense that you would run out quickly and need to steal more:

Those uneys look better than the mansiers that men’s hoop wears.

 

[TRest]

A saying as old as it is stupid.

Two and a Half Men is the lowest form of humor.

Memes are the new lowest form of humor.

 

[CL82]

Seeing all these people bold their puns made me lose faith in humanity for a split second. Thank you for being a voice of reason.

Caved to peer pressure. I'm sorry.

 

[CL82]

Puns are the lowest form of humor.

 

[uconnfan68]

Leading scorer in the country arrested for stealing makeup from the campus store

Police arrest star UConn women's field hockey player

As penance please make her spend sometime with the basketball team - maybe some of her basdass will rub off on these snowflakes. The athlete with the biggest balls on campus is playing field hockey. Instead we've got charmin soft basketball primadonnas racing little scooters around campus getting absolutely bodied game in and game out. Common theme of great UConn teams of the past? Villains. They don't always have to be criminal, but bring a damn attitude and an edge.

Make UConn Tough Again!!!

She really squandered her reputation for $35 worth of makeup. And she was a smart kid too. Terrible for her, and the FH program.

 

[pj]

Stealing makeup is tough?

If Terry Larrier were to steal makeup, maybe a matching dress and some pantyhose, casual fans might question his toughness. But @SirHypeAlot is not a casual fan of the criminal scene, and knows a badass when he sees one.

 

[Dove]

I just looked her up on the roster. She doesn't even need make up.

 

[Dream Jobbed 2.0]

I just looked her up on the roster. She doesn't even need make up.

Been waiting for this post.

 

[QDOG5]

Puns are the lowest form of humor.

You will be punished for that comment. Are you a pun punk? Do you fancy yourself a humor pundit? Have at it people.

 

[joober jones]

This will have all of our French fans seeing rouge.