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OT: Buy Me Some Peanuts and Cracker Jacks*

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Conspiracy Kitty says: Oh it's worse than that. What did they serve as snack for years on airplanes? Peanuts. Then the passengers would pee their peanut contaminated urine into the toilet which would get spread into the atmosphere when they flushed. So now a invisible microscopic peanut contaminated urine cloud encircles the planet and spreads urine peanut juice every time it rains. Every wonder why cats hate the rain so much? Now you know.

Sadly, this isn't that far off on how much meds, birth control, and the like are getting pissed into our water supplies. Estrogen city.
 
Hartford will soon be installing the Nutspotter system all across the city to identify to police any nutting in some of the most nutty areas.
 
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What's weird about allergies is that studies have found that kids born outside the US who move here develop food allergies at roughly the same rate as kids born here. Something about the US that encourages this, whether it's our germ fears (constant use of disinfectants), the water, or whatever.

Also interesting that countries like the UK, Iceland, France and Spain have much lower instances of food allergies - about half the US, while Norway and Germany are right up there with us. That seems a bit odd.

Anyway, this would be disappointing for me as I often bring a granola bar into games for a quick snack, but I get the point of the ban.
 
Hartford will soon be installing the Nutspotter system all across the city to identify to police any nutting in some of the most nutty areas.


They've been using a system for spotting nutting for years. Just ask Clyde.
 
It would be interesting if we just said screw it, ate nuts and watched all the nut allergy kids die off. See if the allergy repeats at the same rate for the next generation of kids or if we can just eradicate it.
 
It would be interesting if we just said screw it, ate nuts and watched all the nut allergy kids die off. See if the allergy repeats at the same rate for the next generation of kids or if we can just eradicate it.

Why not do that with cancer too? And AIDS? Just let all these diseases and afflictions go untreated and create a super-race?
 
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Why not do that with cancer too?

Might work with childhood cancers, but most people who get cancer had children long before the diagnosis.
 
Might work with childhood cancers, but most people who get cancer had children long before the diagnosis.

Meh. We can do genetic testing on everyone and if they have a cancer marker of any kind, we can sterilize them.

Or just have a ballpark without peanuts for now.
 
You can three hours without licking salt off your hands so someone else doesn’t have to die.
 
Why not do that with cancer too? And AIDS? Just let all these diseases and afflictions go untreated and create a super-race?
Peanut allergies = AIDS and cancer. I see.
 
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Actually, the peanut allergies can be more deadly at times.
Ah I see. Peanut allergies > AIDS and cancer.
 
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Why do allergic kids have to see baseball anyway? Keep them inside where their allergic arses belong.

Let them eat nuts!
 

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