OT: Bought a new condo with my fiancee

[UCHuskies08]

I knew it was the one when we walked into the basement and there was a slate top pool table with this lamp hanging above it:

 

[Rocktheworld]

 

[Eskapeesto]

Instantly increases the value by $7,774

 

[Hoophound]

Did they leave you the pool table?

 

[mauconnfan]

Sorry

 

[UconnFanNVa]

Sorry

LOL why? Sorry that he has been enslaved to a mortgage for many many years with a fiancé who will change the moment she says I do?

I kid! Ha ha

 

[Kitaman]

Hmmmm . . . . . . . . . . . . . I should start an EBay page so I can sell my stuff as long as I brand it.

You guys are my ideal customers.

 

[8893]

I hope your credit scores are compatible.

 

[TasteofUConn]

Well, if you've gotta give up BJs, then having a nifty UConn bar sign is a wonderful consolation.

Seriously though, if anybody sees one of these for sale anywhere, let me know asap so I can acquire it for my tavern.
EDIT - just fount this LINK. $220 and a very boring design.

 

[Taco]

Interesting way to ask for relationship advice - you're obviously scared - and I don't blame you!

Just make the best of it... The s.e.x will never be better..

 

[intlzncster]

Sorry

Thought he was going to ask a question, and my answer was going to be "you're duckcked".

 

[intlzncster]

I hope your credit scores are compatible.

Is this a thing?

 

[intlzncster]

Interesting way to ask for relationship advice - you're obviously scared - and I don't blame you!

Just make the best of it... The s.e.x will never be better..

This is what married guys tell themselves when they realize they're waking up to the same muffin for breakfast for the rest of their lives.

 

[CL82]

Interesting way to ask for relationship advice - you're obviously scared - and I don't blame you!

Just make the best of it... The s.e.x will never be better..

So you are saying it just keeps getting worse?

 

[intlzncster]

Well, if you've gotta give up BJs, then having a nifty UConn bar sign is a wonderful consolation.

Seriously though, if anybody sees one of these for sale anywhere, let me know asap so I can acquire it for my tavern.
EDIT - just fount this LINK. $220 and a very boring design.

That thing (OP) looks custom.

 

[CL82]

Seriously though, if anybody sees one of these for sale anywhere, let me know asap so I can acquire it for my tavern.
EDIT - just fount this LINK. $220 and a very boring design.

How about this one?

 

[8893]

Is this a thing?

http://the-boneyard.com/threads/ot-apartment-advice.80560/#post-1415425

 

[UCHuskies08]

Did they leave you the pool table?

Yup

 

[UCHuskies08]

This is what married guys tell themselves when they realize they're waking up to the same muffin for breakfast for the rest of their lives.

At the same time, I watch my guy friends who are still dating and think I'm glad I don't have to sift through the morass that is single women when you're almost 30.

 

[OkaForPrez]

At the same time, I watch my guy friends who are still dating and think I'm glad I don't have to sift through the morass that is single women when you're almost 30.

Some guys want morass, some guys want to get married.

 

[CL82]

Some guys want morass, some guys want to get married.

Post of the day, lol.

 

[NorwalkHusky]

You are one lucky dude

 

[Da_Aisijimo_Gou]

Instantly increases the value by $7,774

With the $7,774 increased value, he's ahead of the game replacing his Patoni ceiling tiles.

 

[Danzz]

At the same time, I watch my guy friends who are still dating and think I'm glad I don't have to sift through the morass that is single women when you're almost 30.

Some day we will yearn for that morass and you will definitely miss the sifting process but by then it will be too late. But at least you have a pool table and a UConn lamp.

 

[CallMeBruce]

At the same time, I watch my guy friends who are still dating and think I'm glad I don't have to sift through the morass that is single women when you're almost 30.

Dating was never so easy as when I got to my late-20s. The numbers aren't in their favor anymore, and suddenly they're desperate.