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OT: Best Cologne

intlzncster said:
Didn't even check the avatar to call that one. While I dont' mind hippies, I duck_cking hate the smell of patchouli.
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Its because your third eye has been calcified. Wipe that pineal gland clean, Jack Brohammer.
 
August_West said:
Its because your third eye has been calcified. Wipe that pineal gland clean, Jack Brohammer.
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Patchouli sucks. I had to put a sign up in my cafe banning it. One time a customer came in wearing what must've been a whole bottle. I had to cancel a customer tasting scheduled three hours later because the smell wouldn't leave. Took 72 hours before we felt we got our olfactories back to working condition.
 
storrsroars said:
Patchouli sucks. I had to put a sign up in my cafe banning it. One time a customer came in wearing what must've been a whole bottle. I had to cancel a customer tasting scheduled three hours later because the smell wouldn't leave. Took 72 hours before we felt we got our olfactories back to working condition.
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sorry for partying
 
August_West said:
sorry for partying
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"Sorry" doesn't it cut it. I should've sued for lost business.

Then again, you probably drink patchouli-flavored coffee.

I can't believe anyone with a working nose could be in favor of patchouli.
 
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storrsroars said:
"Sorry" doesn't it cut it. I should've sued for lost business.

Then again, you probably drink patchouli-flavored coffee.

I can't believe anyone with a working nose could be in favor of patchouli.
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seems a bit of combined elitism and snowflakey to ban a aroma, no?
 
TRest said:
My 24 year old bottle of Polo.
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I have a 24 or so year old bottle of "Acqua di Gio" and a 15 year old bottle of "Man of Aran". I think I broke my old Polo. I might dust one off and use it every three years or so.
 
storrsroars said:
"Sorry" doesn't it cut it. I should've sued for lost business.

Then again, you probably drink patchouli-flavored coffee.

I can't believe anyone with a working nose could be in favor of patchouli.
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I feel the same. And if I didn't, dating a girl at UC Santa Cruz in the 90's would have put me off of it for good. She didn't use it thank God, but the whole place is a hippie patchouli factory (but with great views and redwoods).
 
August_West said:
seems a bit of combined elitism and snowflakey to ban a aroma, no?
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Not when you're running a business that keys on sensory.

To revert back to a thread from last week, imagine you got invited to a tasting of your favorite Burgundies. The person next to you painted themselves with patchouli.

I bet you couldn't name one freaking tasting note from whatever wine you're tasting as your olfactory is ruined.

Simple as that.
 
storrsroars said:
Not when you're running a business that keys on sensory.

To revert back to a thread from last week, imagine you got invited to a tasting of your favorite Burgundies. The person next to you painted themselves with patchouli.

I bet you couldn't name one freaking tasting note from whatever wine you're tasting as your olfactory is ruined.

Simple as that.
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Tasting notes? I drink Montrachets with a frickin funnel.
 
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Sex Panther by Odeon. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. They've done studies. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.
 
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This is what I wear.
 
Drakkar Noir will make ya jump, jump.

Even 25 years later. Spray your parachute pants and cut-off Van Halen concert-tee-turned-tank-top and you're good.
 
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Thanks for resuscitating a lighter thread!
 
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