OT: Best Cologne

[8893]

Pretty sure I still have a bottle of Avon Black Suede from high school.

 

[Kitaman]

 

[dogpause]

Gymnasium #7

 

[MexicoHusky]

Apparently BK Whopper cologne exists. I'm now wondering if Turkey or Ketchup scented Cologne exists

 

[intlzncster]

Didn't even check the avatar to call that one. While I dont' mind hippies, I duck_cking hate the smell of patchouli. Dumped a hot professional figure skater for that smell once. I think it's like cilantro; for some people it's as offensive as garbage.

 

[August_West]

Didn't even check the avatar to call that one. While I dont' mind hippies, I duck_cking hate the smell of patchouli.

Its because your third eye has been calcified. Wipe that pineal gland clean, Jack Brohammer.

 

[intlzncster]

Its because your third eye has been calcified. Wipe that pineal gland clean, Jack Brohammer.

My third eye spews vomit at the burning, offensive odor of patchouli.

 

[gtcam]

High Karate

 

[storrsroars]

Its because your third eye has been calcified. Wipe that pineal gland clean, Jack Brohammer.

Patchouli sucks. I had to put a sign up in my cafe banning it. One time a customer came in wearing what must've been a whole bottle. I had to cancel a customer tasting scheduled three hours later because the smell wouldn't leave. Took 72 hours before we felt we got our olfactories back to working condition.

 

[August_West]

Patchouli sucks. I had to put a sign up in my cafe banning it. One time a customer came in wearing what must've been a whole bottle. I had to cancel a customer tasting scheduled three hours later because the smell wouldn't leave. Took 72 hours before we felt we got our olfactories back to working condition.

sorry for partying

 

[storrsroars]

sorry for partying

"Sorry" doesn't it cut it. I should've sued for lost business.

Then again, you probably drink patchouli-flavored coffee.

I can't believe anyone with a working nose could be in favor of patchouli.

 

[August_West]

"Sorry" doesn't it cut it. I should've sued for lost business.

Then again, you probably drink patchouli-flavored coffee.

I can't believe anyone with a working nose could be in favor of patchouli.

seems a bit of combined elitism and snowflakey to ban a aroma, no?

 

[8893]

Bergamot > patchouli

 

[HuskyHawk]

My 24 year old bottle of Polo.

I have a 24 or so year old bottle of "Acqua di Gio" and a 15 year old bottle of "Man of Aran". I think I broke my old Polo. I might dust one off and use it every three years or so.

 

[HuskyHawk]

"Sorry" doesn't it cut it. I should've sued for lost business.

Then again, you probably drink patchouli-flavored coffee.

I can't believe anyone with a working nose could be in favor of patchouli.

I feel the same. And if I didn't, dating a girl at UC Santa Cruz in the 90's would have put me off of it for good. She didn't use it thank God, but the whole place is a hippie patchouli factory (but with great views and redwoods).

 

[storrsroars]

seems a bit of combined elitism and snowflakey to ban a aroma, no?

Not when you're running a business that keys on sensory.

To revert back to a thread from last week, imagine you got invited to a tasting of your favorite Burgundies. The person next to you painted themselves with patchouli.

I bet you couldn't name one freaking tasting note from whatever wine you're tasting as your olfactory is ruined.

Simple as that.

 

[August_West]

Not when you're running a business that keys on sensory.

To revert back to a thread from last week, imagine you got invited to a tasting of your favorite Burgundies. The person next to you painted themselves with patchouli.

I bet you couldn't name one freaking tasting note from whatever wine you're tasting as your olfactory is ruined.

Simple as that.

Tasting notes? I drink Montrachets with a frickin funnel.

 

[storrsroars]

Tasting notes? I drink Montrachets with a frickin funnel.

Then you should be just as happy with Barefoot.

 

[August_West]

Then you should be just as happy with Barefoot.

LOL,no. Im not a swine.

 

[storrsroars]

LOL,no. Im not a swine.

At least we've determined a baseline.

Honestly, I'd be more appreciative of someone who brought a gallon of Carlo Rossi jug wine to my house than Barefoot. I can make a lot of sangria with the Rossi.

 

[UCweCONN]

Sex Panther by Odeon. It's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good. They've done studies. Sixty percent of the time, it works every time.

 

[huskyniner]

This is what I wear.

 

[HuskiesFan1014]

Drakkar Noir will make ya jump, jump.

Even 25 years later. Spray your parachute pants and cut-off Van Halen concert-tee-turned-tank-top and you're good.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Thanks for resuscitating a lighter thread!