OT: Best Cereal

[intlzncster]

Am I the only one who tried cheerios and beer?

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My dad ate Cheerios in water every morning growing up. Actually that's how Fishy could be more boring.

 

[AZHuskiePop]

Cinnamon Chex are my current favorite

 

[T-Squared]

I had a girlfriend in Towers who tasted like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

So that.

 

[August_West]

I had peanut butter cookie crisps once. It was truly fantastic.

The vanilla Cookie Crisp was way better than the chocolate chip don't think they make it anymore.

 

[superjohn]

My dad ate Cheerios in water every morning growing up. Actually that's how Fishy could be more boring.

Once a year Fishy gets crazy and puts Ragu on his noodles.

 

[August_West]

Once a year Fishy gets crazy and puts Ragu on his noodles.

He dips weak chicken tenders in ketchup too

 

[RichZ]

As CEREAL for breakfast, you know, in a bowl with milk, I like corn flakes, raisin bran and very occasionally, Cheerios.

But I eat a lot more cereal as a snack. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is my current favorite, but I'm also big on Frosted Mini Wheats as a snack. And some supposedly healthy crap my wife buys, that's surprisingly good as a snack and completely inedible as cereal. Don't know the name of it off the top of my head.

As A kid, I actually liked grape nuts. Grape Nuts flakes are OK I guess, but how did I ever eat Grape Nuts?

And the worst cereal -- something I could never stomach and still can't is any of the Quaker puffed stuff, Wheat, Rice, whatever.

 

[RichZ]

In Canada they still call them Sugar Pops, Sugar Smacks, and Sugar Crisp. None of that corn, honey, or golden nonsense.

Oh, the box is yellow and the Pops are too,
Shot with sugar, through and through!
Kellllllllogg's Sugar Corn Pops.
Sugar Pops are tops!

You get diabetes just singing the jingle.

 

[intlzncster]

I had a girlfriend in Towers who tasted like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

So that.

That's the yeast bro.

 

[August_West]

That's the yeast bro.

Ugh those are the worst. Changes the " glide".

 

[Mr. Hand]

I love Life.

 

[storrsroars]

My standby is Honey Bunches o'Oats. Just the regular. With blueberries and whole milk.

I used to love Cracklin Oat Bran as a couch snack, but it's not the healthiest thing and these days is pretty expensive.

If you can't get enough of cereal milk and are looking for more ways to enjoy it, I'll share this from my buddy Jay in Baltimore: a recipe for Fruity Pebbles cappuccino.

 

[John]

They're magically delicious!

He also gets flushed out of The Dance early every single year.

 

[FartMan69]

Fruity/Cocoa pebbles immediately turn to sludge the second milk hits them. Gross. Fruit Loops or Cocoa Puffs are the better alternative to those abominations

 

[Fishy]

be a little more boring Fishy. At the bare minimum, at least splash out with some Raisin Bran.

Raisin Bran turns to sludge four seconds after milk contact.

 

[Dove]

I had a girlfriend in Towers who tasted like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

So that.

I hate to tell you this but that was a dude named Todd Callahan. From Rockville, I think.

 

[Doctor Hoop]

Raisin Bran turns to sludge four seconds after milk contact.

That's why the "Crunch" version

 

[RayIsTheGOAT]

Honey Bunches of Oats w/ almonds and some 2%- most underrated cereal.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Honey Nut Cheerios, Reese's Puffs are my classic favorites as a kid.

 

[Northbound]

Reflecting on those amazing variety packs. Do they still do these anymore?

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And adding to my Chocolate Cheerios...Sugar Pops!!!! F'in loved those when I used to eat them. Then one day a large, black beetle crawled out of a box I bought and I was done.

Yes they do. I think I got some a Duane Reade recently and loved the Apple Jacks.

And Frosted mini wheats are great and whoever slandered them needs to just shut their whore mouth.

 

[8893]

I've loved them all at one time or another, from the most plain to the most sugary and all points and textures in between.

Except one: Grape-nuts.

Wtf.

"Hey, let's make a cereal that recreates what it would be like to eat a mouthful of gravel!"

 

[intlzncster]

I've loved them all at one time or another, from the most plain to the most sugary and all points and textures in between.

Except one: Grape-nuts.

Wtf.

"Hey, let's make a cereal that recreates what it would be like to eat a mouthful of gravel!"

I had a phase where I liked that stuff. Haven't tried it in 20 years tho.

 

[8893]

I had a phase where I liked that stuff. Haven't tried it in 20 years tho.

What did you move on to, razor blades?

 

[BugsyCT]

I hate to be a buzzkill, but cereal is total garbage. I mean from a health point of view. It tastes wonderful, but it should never be eaten. Also, milk is filled with estrogen and designed to make babies fat. So don't drink milk either.

"wait . . . what?"

 

[Hans Sprungfeld]

Phil Hartman was a freaking genius. I get so pissed off about his untimely death every time I am reminded of him.

Oh how I miss Lionel Hutz & Troy McClure.

 

[Chin Diesel]

Cap'n Crunch
Frosted Flakes.

 

[StoweD210]

Count motha-duck_kin-chocula ftw!

It only comes out around halloween now tho. An absolute travesty.

That's why you've got to stock up in October and have a supply to last a few months.

 

[StoweD210]

Before Captain Crunch there was these better tasting originals:

If the Quaker Oats site is to be believed, you can still buy Quisp at Shop Rite.

 

[Mr. French]

I'm not even gonna start because I will literally write an essay on this topic. It's a combination of my two favorite things: Cereal and lists/rankings.

 

[TRest]

I've loved them all at one time or another, from the most plain to the most sugary and all points and textures in between.

Except one: Grape-nuts.

Wtf.

"Hey, let's make a cereal that recreates what it would be like to eat a mouthful of gravel!"

Grape nuts ice cream is surprisingly good.

 

[Dove]

It just occurred to me. When I was a wee kid I never asked..."Who the flock is Euell Gibbons?!?"