OT Anyone got a body part they are willing to sell?

[beakumhawks]

As some of you on this board might know, one of my hobbies is scambaiting. This an email exercise in which I reply to Nigerian scam emails (okay, not all are from Nigeria) under a fake email name posing as a potential victim. Over the years I have lost track of the number of bank accounts I have shut down, sent many a lad on safaris, wasted their time and even got one scammer to send me a pic of himself wearing panties and a bra, well.... a picture is worth a thousand words.

Anyway, I recently received an email from a scammer offering me money for my kidneys. I have no idea what his angle is, but I responded that I need my kidneys but could part with my spleen and big toe if the price was right. Plus, I have a roommate who is a heavy sleeper....... Some lads are just twisted.

 

[prankster]

As some of you on this board might know, one of my hobbies is scambaiting. This an email exercise in which I reply to Nigerian scam emails (okay, not all are from Nigeria) under a fake email name posing as a potential victim. Over the years I have lost track of the number of bank accounts I have shut down, sent many a lad on safaris, wasted their time and even got one scammer to send me a pic of himself wearing panties and a bra, well.... a picture is worth a thousand words.

Anyway, I recently received an email from a scammer offering me money for my kidneys. I have no idea what his angle is, but I responded that I need my kidneys but could part with my spleen and big toe if the price was right. Plus, I have a roommate who is a heavy sleeper.. Some lads are just twisted.

You can have all the toenail clippings you want.

Most of my other body parts are currently in use.

 

[beakumhawks]

prankster, you have a brain you are not using, but I doubt you could get much for it. Damn thing hasn't been used in years, and I think it would take too much effort to get it started. I'm guessing five bucks at best.

 

[UconnFanNVa]

Been to Nigerian several times!!! Even worse while there than it is on the internet!

 

[ctchamps]

As some of you on this board might know, one of my hobbies is scambaiting. This an email exercise in which I reply to Nigerian scam emails (okay, not all are from Nigeria) under a fake email name posing as a potential victim. Over the years I have lost track of the number of bank accounts I have shut down, sent many a lad on safaris, wasted their time and even got one scammer to send me a pic of himself wearing panties and a bra, well.... a picture is worth a thousand words.

Anyway, I recently received an email from a scammer offering me money for my kidneys. I have no idea what his angle is, but I responded that I need my kidneys but could part with my spleen and big toe if the price was right. Plus, I have a roommate who is a heavy sleeper.. Some lads are just twisted.

Hit Fishy. He should have some parts the wood chipper left intact.

 

[beakumhawks]

Hit Fishy. He should have some parts the wood chipper left intact.

Too much evil attached to those body parts. For all we know some poor innocent would get a Fishy eyeball and turn into a serial killer. I don't want that on my head.

 

[Deepster]

I've had this discussion many times. What $ figure do you place on body parts, internal or external?

For instance, would you cut off your left pinky toe for $10,000? What about the pinky on your non-dominant hand?

 

[temery]

For all we know some poor innocent would get a Fishy eyeball and turn into a serial killer. I don't want that on my head.

Where else would you put it?

 

[August_West]

For instance, would you cut off your left pinky toe for $10,000?

Id do it for 50 bucks and a lb. of Katz's Pastrami

What about the pinky on your non-dominant hand?

No price.(guitar player) would have to be at least 10 million. Id give up a testicle (at this point in my life) before a left hand finger

 

[ctchamps]

Too much evil attached to those body parts. For all we know some poor innocent would get a Fishy eyeball and turn into a serial killer. I don't want that on my head.

You might want to contact @ShakyTheMohel and see if he has any supplies for the Putzes you are dealing with.

 

[huskymedic]

Anyway, I recently received an email from a scammer offering me money for my kidneys. I have no idea what his angle is, but I responded that I need my kidneys but could part with my spleen and big toe if the price was right.

Here to help: Organ Trafficking and Kidney Prices

 

[Deepster]

Id do it for 50 bucks and a lb. of Katz's Pastrami



No price.(guitar player) would have to be at least 10 million. Id give up a testicle (at this point in my life) before a left hand finger

10 million? Nonsense. I could sell you on 1 million. Your kids college all paid for and a decent little summer home somewhere? You'll sit out on the deck re-learning a few chords for that.

 

[August_West]

10 million? Nonsense. I could sell you on 1 million. Your kids college all paid for and a decent little summer home somewhere? You'll sit out on the deck re-learning a few chords for that.

One million is so little these days ( not that I have it) I was thinking 5 might do it but 8 figures sounds better

 

[intlzncster]

10 million? Nonsense. I could sell you on 1 million. Your kids college all paid for and a decent little summer home somewhere? You'll sit out on the deck re-learning a few chords for that.

I'd lose two fingers for $1 million. Post tax. I've got 8 more anyway, so what's the big deal.

One million is so little these days ( not that I have it) I was thinking 5 might do it but 8 figures sounds better

Not if you know what to do with it.

 

[Deepster]

One million is so little these days ( not that I have it) I was thinking 5 might do it but 8 figures sounds better

Of course we're talking tax free here. It's not 1.0m that ends up as 580,000. Shoot, for 1.0m, I'd left them cut off all my fingers and I'd use the nub to play slide guitar like Duane Allman.

 

[August_West]

Of course we're talking tax free here. It's not 1.0m that ends up as 580,000. Shoot, for 1.0m, I'd left them cut off all my fingers and I'd use the nub to play slide guitar like Duane Allman.

I have a musician friend who accidentally cut off 3 and a half fingers at his job and pretty much did exactly that.

 

[ctchamps]

I wonder how much you would have to pay Boeheim to cut off his index finger.

 

[prankster]

 

[CTMike]

What's the going rate for 100lbs of blubber?

 

[August_West]

N mm
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What's the going rate for 100lbs of blubber?

 

[Hankster]

I won't get much for any part on me. Old, used, ran it's course. Now if they are looking for antique parts, well, there ya go.

 

[ctchamps]

I won't get much for any part on me. Old, used, ran it's course. Now if they are looking for antique parts, well, there ya go.

I had an uncle who died at 103 and his parts were still working really well until some kid texting ran a stop light and t boned his car (he was 98). This man carried the American Flag in the memorial parade (8 mile route) until he reached 89.

We should have kept some of his cells and cloned them. Could have made a fortune selling dietary supplements off his genes.

 

[temery]

10 million? Nonsense. I could sell you on 1 million. Your kids college all paid for and a decent little summer home somewhere? You'll sit out on the deck re-learning a few chords for that.

First you put him on trial, then you offer him $1 million for a nut. You are a complicated man, Deepster.

 

[CL82]

First you put him on trial, then you offer him $1 million for a nut. You are a complicated man, Deepster.

August probably could of saved himself a heck of a lot of turkey, if he had just ponied up that nut earlier. Just sayin.

 

[Shabizness]

Here to help: Organ Trafficking and Kidney Prices

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