OT Anyone got a body part they are willing to sell?

[August_West]

August probably could of saved himself a heck of a lot of turkey, if he had just ponied up that nut earlier. Just sayin.

It actually would've been an attractive trade-off

 

[CL82]

Your name makes more sense now

Or does it?

 

[temery]

It actually would've been an attractive trade-off

For you, or for him? Never mind. Don't want to know.

 

[junglehusky]

You want a toe, I can get you a toe.

 

[Hankster]

I had an uncle who died at 103 and his parts were still working really well until some kid texting ran a stop light and t boned his car (he was 98). This man carried the American Flag in the memorial parade (8 mile route) until he reached 89.

We should have kept some of his cells and cloned them. Could have made a fortune selling dietary supplements off his genes.

That is remarkable. A true patriot. I look to the sky and salute him.

 

[imno1]

Here to help: Organ Trafficking and Kidney Prices

The markup on organs is ridiculous I'm gonna check eBay.

 

[CL82]

For you, or for him? Never mind. Don't want to know.

Well, you know, sometimes you feel like a nut...

 

[RichZ]

@beakumhawks have you gotten the one about liberating all the back pay being held in escrow for the Nigerian astronaut that's been stranded on the Russian space station for like 10 years?

 

[beakumhawks]

^^^ RichZ, I have gotten them all. Trust me. I just pissed off the King of Ghana who is selling me Gold and Berullium but due to his King status is unable to leave the caste. The organ lad is offering $250k per kidney. Naturally there are permits you have to get first, and those will cost you up front. I really hate these turds, but someone scamming someone for body parts goes to #1 on my list. I will see if I can get a price list as far what he is willing to pay from him, as my roommate is a heavy sleeper.

 

[uconnfan68]

What's the going rate for 100lbs of blubber?

Hey, I resemble that temark!