Official GameDay Haiku: UMES

[DALTX]

Number Seventeen
UConn Huskies taking care
Of bizness tonight

 

[jayteeman]

I once knew a dog
That ate the wings off a Hawk
Flight home was cancelled

 

[Kolumbo]

Mackenzie Scott, who?!
Novelist, philanthropist
Hotchkiss School Lakeville

Donates to the Hawks
A modern-day Robin Hood
Amazon riches

Huskies win tonight
Could use donors but play tough
Basketball, b*tch*s

 

[Chuck]

UMess is garbage
UConn will win by a ton
UMES? Same result

 

[XLCenterFan]

Back now in Hartford.
And it's a cold winter night.
Beer and hoops it is!

 

[ClifSpliffy]

sideways blowing ice.
perfect weather for a game.
let us stomp them all.

 

[NowInStorrs]

UMES not UMASS
They're the Hawks, not Minutemen
Also, birds aren't real