Official GameDay Haiku: UMES

[Ewekon]

Maryland Eastern
Shore don't know much about Hawks
Huskies flip the birds

 

[8893]

Hawks is a Shore sign
Jordan Hawkins soars tonight
Like Ronnie Hawkins*


*Led the Hawks, a band
Predecessor to The Band
Take a load off, man!

 

[Vancat]

After that mud fight
Dogs need a bath and brush out
Shake it off, Huskies!

 

[wheelerdog]

Directional school
KenPom below three hundred
get it over with

 

[karstenkibbe]

Ah the eastern shore
Crab cakes galore outlet stores
Hawkins does damage

 

[Apollo]

My fingers are crossed
We see some Rahsool tonight
Need a ball handler!

 

[Doginaus]

U.M. Eastern Shore,
Post record of 2 and 4,
This is the before.

Tune in and watch live,
Record falls to 2 and 5,
Huskies Jump and Jive!

 

[UConnRock]

A cupcake is good
Hawks provide some fine tuning
Will Dan make changes

 

[Incursio007]

Please stay healthy
Give the freshman minutes
Please stay healthy

 

[Apollo]

Please stay healthy
Give the freshman minutes
Please stay healthy

It’s 5-7–5!
Please fix this for good mojo
Haiku 1-0-1

 

[Husky Alien]

Hawk Johnson Diggins
Tonight coach give them minutes
Boneyard will erupt

 

[Letsgohuskies11]

bad mojo avoided
lets get a win tonight aight?
Chosen not chosen

 

[RichZ]

Anyone who takes
the hawks and thirty-three points
deserves to lose big

 

[HuskyHawk]

Joy to the Boneyard
To All the boys and girls now
It's Husky dog night

 

[mussels]

Another mismatch
time to give the bench some run
will pay off later

 

[Umami Zen]

Fast start-Having fun
Let the young pups have some run
Team effort-Hawks are done

 

[Hey Adrien!]

Question for the Yard:
what is the over/under
for total minutes

played by Air Fryer,
Diggins and Samson Johnson?
45 combined?

 

[Chosen]

Game night uconn boys
RJ lead the way to glory
Please play your heart out

No turnovers guys
And Tyrese get that rebound
Rush their shots tonight

And please let us see
Rashool, Samson and Jordan
Let us win tonight

 

[elmcityboy]

no hawk taller than
6 foot 5? adama eats
and then the kids play

 

[storrsroars]

UMES is
On the eastern shore of the
Bay, not the ocean.

In other words, the
Sun rises over land and
Sets over water

So technically,
should UMES be U
MWS?

 

[Citrusdog]

Directional school
KenPom below three hundred
get it over with

I always thought ANY game was an opportunity to develop. Most notably: players, off/def schemes, camaraderie, etc… Everything (to me) is an opportunity - not just some sort of practice. I’d press the crap out of us. Why not? It appears to be a weakness in our play. Opportunities…

 

[Waquoit]

City Steam Brew Pub
Opens @ 4 for Husky
Happy hour fun

 

[Tyler2Rings]

University
Of Maryland-Eastern Shore
Wow, 12 syllables

 

[awfuldan]

Why are they so small?
Even Southern has real bigs
Recruit taller dudes

 

[Umami Zen]

Vertically short
Let Samson get on the court
Deep team-the report

 

[DALTX]

Number Seventeen
UConn Huskies taking care
Of bizness tonight

 

[jayteeman]

I once knew a dog
That ate the wings off a Hawk
Flight home was cancelled

 

[Kolumbo]

Mackenzie Scott, who?!
Novelist, philanthropist
Hotchkiss School Lakeville

Donates to the Hawks
A modern-day Robin Hood
Amazon riches

Huskies win tonight
Could use donors but play tough
Basketball, b*tch*s

 

[Chuck]

UMess is garbage
UConn will win by a ton
UMES? Same result

 

[XLCenterFan]

Back now in Hartford.
And it's a cold winter night.
Beer and hoops it is!