as promised in these pages preseason, the johnnycoats have stunk, do stink, and will continue to stink until proven differently. i guess back in the stone age, they had a coach fond of goofy xmas sweaters, and won a game or two, tho amounting to nothing. i guess that they didn't have indoor heating back then.
zero, nada, squat, including less than ten players making it to the league in all that time of hype. that's the program, according to it's decades long history of futility. now, they have a coach purrfect for the job - all hat, no cattle.
of course hype-head lavin got his butt handed to him with all his 'johnnycoats will win the game! the johnnycoats will come back!,' and all the rest of his fast-talking nonsense. ol pt barnum was right to move his circus to that town, where it belonged. attendance at the game less than stellar? yeah, umm, no. we have checked off the list places to visit that are insane with the the whole 'show me ur papers' and such brain damage. bye-bye, clown colonies. only two million have left that state in the past ten years. duh.
the only thing that i learned from that article is there is a guy on hofstra named darlinstone dubar, and now he is a member of my all-alliterative team, captained by pauli paulincamp.