Not gonna lie. The Mojo here sucks.

[MexicoHusky]

y'all are haters

 

[MexicoHusky]

How much do the gringettes charge?

only your devotion to our Huskies. Pero con cuidado. Comiendo pavo con ketchup es ilegal aqui en Mexico

 

[CTBasketball]

Rolling Rock is actually a very good beer.

 

[Deepster]

So you believe Senor had nothing to do with the 2014 championship?

I have evidence to the contrary.

Watch this at 1:06:30

So, interesting you bring that up.

When I set forth the Senhor Testiculo mojo, I specifically said how that team had no balls. I will go to my grave with part of me convinced the team read that and that's how the "swinging balls" thing started. They did NOT do that move prior to that. And there's also the clip below where the students do it when we reached the Final Four. THAT was some real Mojo. Not like the half-baked garbage I'm seeing here this week.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

The Boneyard is not playing the game. As long as the players and coaches have good mojo that's what matters.

Hey, Patriots fans have been helping determine the outcome of games for nearly 65 years.



Don't understimate how fans can help with winning

 

[Tenspro2002]

Is constantly bitching about the Mojo exactly what the Mojo needs? We shall see!

 

[Robrio89]

Dan Hurley resurrected our program from the dead so that we could have these new fans turn The Boneyard into The Graveyard.

Being a fan of a program is like a marriage to a woman. Yeah she may not look the way she used to and sometimes she is a pain but she did give me children and my life would be horrible without her.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

This it probably a lousy response but its difficult to stay hungry after you have reached the mountain top. Also new country and new language for me.... my mind has been pulled away from basketball.

Another note: this is probably the wrong place for this comment. But gringos do ok in the Mexico dating scene.

So you don't think we are hungry enough?

We want this so badly we're willing to introduce Senhor to babies!

 

[Gutter King]

You know how we know that guy gets it? Look at that glorious boombox. That thing could have been skinned in literally any other big corporate gross mug. He opted for wings.

I would be convinced we'd be seeing them for all the marbles if he had a Senhor stylized hitch sack dangling from that thing.

 

[Dove]

only your devotion to our Huskies. Pero con cuidado. Comiendo pavo con ketchup es ilegal aqui en Mexico

I don't speak the language but know exactly what you wrote!!

 

[Waquoit]

You can't force what you don't feel. I got my wings and Lite, I'm doing my bit.

 

[Deepster]

You can't force what you don't feel. I got my wings and Lite, I'm doing my bit.

You’re right.

Maybe we shouldn’t even play tonight. Just FedEx the trophy over and go home. ‍♂️

 

[Deepster]

I mean, we play Oklahoma tonight and nary a single mention of Oklahoma Eric other than my own. Sad state of affairs.

 

[Waquoit]

You’re right.

Maybe we shouldn’t even play tonight. Just FedEx the trophy over and go home. ‍♂️

I didn't feel it in 2011 either. But like I said, if we can make some shots...

 

[CL82]

I know, right?

I mean, when John Wooden creates a winning formula, then Dan Hurley reads his book so he can learn how to threepeat, I really screwed the pooch there. How could I ever have relied on those 2?

I mean, you could have, you know, actually had the full mojo process, with nominations, a trial, a verdict and the sentencing, or, I guess you could half-ass it and then complain on game day. that The Boneyard lacks Mojo. The second one seems pretty reckless to me though.

 

[SubbaBub]

 

[SubbaBub]

 

[SubbaBub]

 

[CL82]

So you believe Senor had nothing to do with the 2014 championship?

I have evidence to the contrary.

Watch this at 1:06:30

Someday historians will consider this moment the absolute peak of The Boneyard. (I didn't even have to click on it to know what you posted.)

 

[CL82]

So, interesting you bring that up.

When I set forth the Senhor Testiculo mojo, I specifically said how that team had no balls. I will go to my grave with part of me convinced the team read that and that's how the "swinging balls" thing started. They did NOT do that move prior to that. And there's also the clip below where the students do it when we reached the Final Four. THAT was some real Mojo. Not like the half-baked garbage I'm seeing here this week.

Lol, you do realize that @prankster was the guy who came up with Senhor Testiculo and had been using him for the whole season, right? If I remember correctly, advertisers were actually complaining to Tom about it, and there was a moratorium on posting testiculo related materials that he graciously lifted for the tournament run. That was probably best Boneyard post season run in terms of funny posts.

 

[Deepster]

Lol, you do realize that @prankster was the guy who came up with Senhor Testiculo and had been using him for the whole season, right? If I remember correctly, advertisers were actually complaining to Tom about it, and there was a moratorium on posting testiculo related materials that he graciously lifted for the tournament run. That was probably best Boneyard post season run in terms of funny posts.

Not quite 100% accurate. Prankster gave out a Senhor Testiculo award every game. I was the one that determined, based on a lack of testicular fortitude that was our beacon. Up to that point, it was for someone who HAD balls. I determined we needed it because of our LACK of balls. And I give him credit for his piece of that.

For the record, he's done nothing notable since.

 

[Deepster]

Your mojo thread gave people a plethora of options to dive into. That killed a central all-in opportunity. So, if i partake in wings on game day, then that is a quiet mojo stoke.

Not sure how to make the Wooden thing funny and inspirational.

I surely didn't expect you to comprehend it.

 

[Deepster]

I mean, you could have, you know, actually had the full mojo process, with nominations, a trial, a verdict and the sentencing, or, I guess you could half-ass it and then complain on game day. that The Boneyard lacks Mojo. The second one seems pretty reckless to me though.

1) Trial: Has there ever been a trial? I name someone who's guilty and they get punished. I cut to the quick.
2) Verdict: See Item #1
3) Sentencing: I did sentence them. I let you administer your own vigilante justice and we now see the errors in counting on all of you.

 

[Dove]

Just left Thimble Island Brewing. Stoked the fires.

 

[storrsroars]

1) Trial: Has there ever been a trial? I name someone who's guilty and they get punished. I cut to the quick.
2) Verdict: See Item #1
3) Sentencing: I did sentence them. I let you administer your own vigilante justice and we now see the errors in counting on all of you.

You could've run an ad on Indeed for an executioner.

You were expecting Jan 6th on Boneyard admins to take control of avatars and sigs?

 

[Deepster]

You were expecting Jan 6th on Boneyard admins to take control of avatars and sigs?

No, I was stupidly expecting engagement from the posters. Like how the Old Yard ran Oklahoma Eric off the rails. Or how the Old Yard demanded DogMania post only in haiku. The New Yard gave nothing but a confused "huh?" and a whimper.

I fully expect us to lose by double digits tonight and you'll have yourselves to blame.

 

[CL82]

Not quite 100% accurate. Prankster gave out a award every game. I was the one that determined, Senhor Testiculo based on a lack of testicular fortitude that was our beacon. Up to that point, it was for someone who HAD balls. I determined we needed it because of our LACK of balls. And I give him credit for his piece of that.

For the record, he's done nothing notable since.

Lol, let me translate that...
" @prankster came up with Senhor Testiculo, then I hopped on the bandwagon at the end of the season, and then hoped that no one would remember who actually came up with it."

1) Trial: Has there ever been a trial? I name someone who's guilty and they get punished. I cut to the quick.
2) Verdict: See Item #1
3) Sentencing: I did sentence them. I let you administer your own vigilante justice and we now see the errors in counting on all of you.

Of course there was a trial you senile old coot! It used to be nominations, then a trial where the accused was able to give testimony as could everyone on the board, then a separate sentencing, all in separate threads. Seriously, you don't remember this anymore?

This year's "uh, do whatever you want" referencing a greatest hits of prior years mojo efforts was a tacit admission that the well has run dry for you.

It's OK, we all knew it anyway.

 

[Deepster]

Lol, let me translate that...
" @prankster came up with Senhor Testiculo, then I hopped on the bandwagon at the end of the season, and then hoped that no one would remember who actually came up with it."


Of course there was a trial you senile old coot! It used to be nominations, then a trial where the accused was able to give testimony as could everyone on the board, then a separate sentencing, all in separate threads. Seriously, you don't remember this anymore?

This year's "uh, do whatever you want" referencing a greatest hits of prior years mojo efforts was a tacit admission that the well has run dry for you.

It's OK, we all knew it anyway.

You’re right. The well has run dry. The combined titles and coaching wisdom of Wooden and Hurley are toothless. Says you.

And I have never not given Prankster credit for Senhor. I just gave it super powers. And that is undeniable.

 

[CL82]

You’re right. The well has run dry. The combined titles and coaching wisdom of Wooden and Hurley are toothless. Says you.

And I have never not given Prankster credit for Senhor. I just gave it super powers. And that is undeniable.

Lol, no actually, says you. Before the 2023 run you were saying the entire tradition should be dropped. I mean, I can pull the posts but I'm reluctant to do it on game day. During the 2023 run, you hopped on my Bill Murray as Mojo icon bandwagon, which is fine, and then last year you came up with the lame ass Taylor Swift thing. The well has been dry for you for quite a while. Fortuitously the team has been good enough to overcome the fact that you've been shooting mojo blanks for years.

Just sit back and be quiet and wait for them to bring in the tray with your food so you can make your 6:30 bed time. The rest of us will carry their mojo ball, as usual.

 

[FfldCntyFan]

Gentlemen (I'm using a very broad definition as with a strict definition, few on this board would qualify).

Please, ask yourselves this question: does this argument help our mojo?

If the answer is yes, by all means continue, in fact escalate it to the point of absurdity as there is no such thing as too much mojo.

If the answer is no, well, you both should know what to do.