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UConnSwag11

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there are some really great posters here who offer some great viewpoints, some who do a lot with recruiting info/videos/etc, and then there are some who just "roostersuckers" :cool:to put it politely... you'll love this place while smashing your head against a wall
 

ctchamps

We are UConn!! 4>1 But 5>>>>1 is even better!
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this is my first day on da boneyard. I am in heaven. All summer I looking for UCONN HOOPS news. Here are all my new found fellow fans! How great is this !!
Most of us are starting in Storrs and running to Hartford starting at noon. If you want to join us bring at least two cell phones and be prepared to shout "UConn's bb team is heartless and gutless" the entire way interjected with we are DOOOOMED!!!!!! And when someone asks how much longer before we arrive at the XL tell them TWENTY MINUTES.

You should also volunteer to be hanged if UConn should win this afternoon. The Deepster would love nothing better than to hang a newbie! Welcome to the Boneyard - the official home of crazy people.
 

UConnDan97

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this is my first day on da boneyard. I am in heaven. All summer I looking for UCONN HOOPS news. Here are all my new found fellow fans! How great is this !!

Your orientation packet should contain a glossary to help you understand terms such as "doomed". Also, to help you prepare for the Boneyard, the orientation packet should include complimentary pharmaceuticals. Enjoy... :confused:
 

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this is my first day on da boneyard. I am in heaven. All summer I looking for UCONN HOOPS news. Here are all my new found fellow fans! How great is this !!

Welcome. You'll love it here amongst the worlds perfect blend of genius and idiocy . A couple things you should know that probably won't be in your orientation package-

1. If something goes wrong, 95% of the time , Jerome Dyson will eventually get
Blamed. That's just an unwritten rule that naturally happens.
2. The Legacy of our beloved Johnny Selvie will be exaggerated to epic/ mythic
Proportions and most of it will be true.
3. Respect the hierarchy and recruit guys.
 

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It's probably Coach Calhoun's secret Boneyard alias. He's come to announce our super secret B1G invite.
 

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For the record, I never believe the, "I'm new to the boneyard" posts.

And given the grammar, I'm praying s/he's not a recent alumnus.
 
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Almost posted that after boats three pointer the other night. Always makes me laugh.

Wasn't that NYHusky? What happened to him? I haven't seen him in a long time.
 
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this is my first day on da boneyard. I am in heaven. All summer I looking for UCONN HOOPS news. Here are all my new found fellow fans! How great is this !!
You're too excited. First rule is that we're Doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooomed.
 
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Welcome. You'll love it here amongst the worlds perfect blend of genius and idiocy . A couple things you should know that probably won't be in your orientation package-

1. If something goes wrong, 95% of the time , Jerome Dyson will eventually get
Blamed. That's just an unwritten rule that naturally happens.
2. The Legacy of our beloved Johnny Selvie will be exaggerated to epic/ mythic
Proportions and most of it will be true.
3. Respect the hierarchy and recruit guys.

and 4) Kevin Ollie can only win with Jim Calhouns players. If you think he's already proved himself, stay away ;)
 
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