New Hampshire Haiku Thread

[RichZ]

UNH Wildcats
Come visit Connecticut
Get demolished

 

[Blue Blood]

Coach Kevin Ollie
Let's go coach Kevin Ollie
Coach Kevin Ollie

 

[UconnMICK]

See UConn play ball
See UNH try to play
See UConn win B1G

 

[tcf15]

Amida Brimah
His stats don't really matter
Always something wrong

 

[8893]

New Hampshire, like Maine
Is a Commonwealth cast-off
We win handily

 

[Leebo]

マラソンで
眠られないよ
これはいい

 

[epark88]

I guess #SlickRickFace
Came from Rick Pitino, right?
Never change, Fox News...

Oops, lemme explain:
"Cam Newton Dabo Swinney"
(Google is your friend...)

 

[Huskybass]

3 for Sterling Gibbs
Brimah swats it into 4th row
Jalen shows his skills

 

[August_West]

"constitution" state
versus "live free or die" state
they will choose hoops death

 

[Dove]

New Hampshire hoop dreams
crumble from the heavens like
Old Man on Mountain.

 

[Migs]

Miller Time is lame
But not Miller's leaping game
Ivy League hangtime

 

[Eskapeesto]

'Granite State' Crumbles
Kitties Hide In Litter Box
UCONN Reigns Supreme

 

[CL82]

This UConn version
looks to be a special team.
Beware New Hampshire.

Purvis, Adams, Gibbs,
Hamilton, Miller, Brimah
They now haunt your dreams.

 

[Stainmaster]

Nnamdi Amilo,
Christian Foxen and Mike Noyes,
The real superstars.

 

[MexicoHusky]

I'm not a player
So, I'm Looking Past This Game
Bring on Michigan

 

[Migs]

Who cares if you play
That's a mojo crushing point
You'll care if we lose

Don't know much about
Mojo west of Miss. River
Still no screwing 'round

 

[OkaForPrez]

Anyone notice
if Miller has landed yet
after that putback?

 

[Durks07]

Sportscenter top 10
young huskies take flight
I'm pretty sure this isn't a haiku...

 

[champs99and04]

Sportscenter top 10
young huskies take flight
I'm pretty sure this isn't a haiku...

Does anybody
actually check to see if
syllables add up?

 

[epark88]

In the famous words
Of prizefighter Clubber Lang:
"My prediction? PAIN."
...

 

[CL82]

Sportscenter top 10
young huskies take flight
I'm pretty sure this isn't a haiku...

You are pretty close.
Edit your post to exchange
third and second lines.

 

[BankShot]

Senor Testiculo
Rolling Rocks are God
Strive for five

 

[bmayuc]

did you know that in 2014
uconn men and womens teams
won the national...

h/t @NOescalators

 

[tcf15]

Haikus are not hard:
First line 5, second 7
Third line 5, you fools.

 

[KingOPancakes]

All good haikus have
five syllables then seven
Huskies eat Wildcats.

*12/17ths of that haiku is stolen from standup comedian Doug Benson.

 

[CL82]

Does anybody
actually check to see if
syllables add up?

You are pretty close.
Too many syllables in
your line number two.

 

[Dove]

Those White Mountain Boys
Send them back to their Notches
Tails between crotches

 

[8893]

Victory margin
Makes Mt. Washington look like
Horsebarn Hill instead

 

[Tk79]

The new guys can play
Shonn, Sterling, and Jalen too
No doubts anymore

The returning core
Amida, Daniel, Rodney
Are all great talents

The bench depth is strong
Kentan, Phil, Omar, Sam, Steve
They can hold their own

Kevin is a stud
Coach, mentor, motivator
He has ten toes in

Chemistry is key
For team to reach potential
All looks good so far

Tonight we learn more
About what needs improving
To get to Houston

I cannot contain
My excitement for this team
Season will be fun

 

[Durks07]

You are pretty close.
Edit your post to exchange
third and second lines.

your helpfulness
is kind but too late
i can not edit