New Hampshire Haiku Thread

[RichZ]

UNH Wildcats
Come visit Connecticut
Get demolished

 

[Blue Blood]

Coach Kevin Ollie
Let's go coach Kevin Ollie
Coach Kevin Ollie

 

[UconnMICK]

See UConn play ball
See UNH try to play
See UConn win B1G

 

[tcf15]

Amida Brimah
His stats don't really matter
Always something wrong

 

[8893]

New Hampshire, like Maine
Is a Commonwealth cast-off
We win handily

 

[Leebo]

マラソンで
眠られないよ
これはいい

 

[epark88]

I guess #SlickRickFace
Came from Rick Pitino, right?
Never change, Fox News...

Oops, lemme explain:
"Cam Newton Dabo Swinney"
(Google is your friend...)

 

[Huskybass]

3 for Sterling Gibbs
Brimah swats it into 4th row
Jalen shows his skills

 

[August_West]

"constitution" state
versus "live free or die" state
they will choose hoops death

 

[Dove]

New Hampshire hoop dreams
crumble from the heavens like
Old Man on Mountain.

 

[Migs]

Miller Time is lame
But not Miller's leaping game
Ivy League hangtime

 

[Eskapeesto]

'Granite State' Crumbles
Kitties Hide In Litter Box
UCONN Reigns Supreme

 

[CL82]

This UConn version
looks to be a special team.
Beware New Hampshire.

Purvis, Adams, Gibbs,
Hamilton, Miller, Brimah
They now haunt your dreams.

 

[Stainmaster]

Nnamdi Amilo,
Christian Foxen and Mike Noyes,
The real superstars.

 

[MexicoHusky]

I'm not a player
So, I'm Looking Past This Game
Bring on Michigan

 

[Migs]

Who cares if you play
That's a mojo crushing point
You'll care if we lose

Don't know much about
Mojo west of Miss. River
Still no screwing 'round

 

[OkaForPrez]

Anyone notice
if Miller has landed yet
after that putback?

 

[Durks07]

Sportscenter top 10
young huskies take flight
I'm pretty sure this isn't a haiku...

 

[champs99and04]

Sportscenter top 10
young huskies take flight
I'm pretty sure this isn't a haiku...

Does anybody
actually check to see if
syllables add up?

 

[epark88]

In the famous words
Of prizefighter Clubber Lang:
"My prediction? PAIN."
...

 

[CL82]

Sportscenter top 10
young huskies take flight
I'm pretty sure this isn't a haiku...

You are pretty close.
Edit your post to exchange
third and second lines.

 

[BankShot]

Senor Testiculo
Rolling Rocks are God
Strive for five

 

[bmayuc]

did you know that in 2014
uconn men and womens teams
won the national...

h/t @NOescalators

 

[tcf15]

Haikus are not hard:
First line 5, second 7
Third line 5, you fools.

 

[KingOPancakes]

All good haikus have
five syllables then seven
Huskies eat Wildcats.

*12/17ths of that haiku is stolen from standup comedian Doug Benson.