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New Commit: Uroš Paunović (Merged)

Meanwhile a law enforcement joke..

Officer: Young lady I pulled you over for speeding
Young lady: I was not speeding!
Officer: I clocked you doing 85 on radar.
Young Lady: Don’t you know who my Daddy is?!?!?
Officer: Your Momma never told you?
Blonde decides she's not going to be a ditz any longer and is going to paint a room.

Husband comes home and sees room painted and she is lying on the bed exhausted and sweating profusely with a leather jacket and fur coat on.

Husband looks at her and says "what happened?" She replies "it says best when applied with two coats."
 

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